Giving more to aural sects

First let me start by saying, Happy New Year.
At the beginning of each year I usually sit down and write an elaborate mission statement for the coming months, while cracking open last year's statement to see how well I did with all my broken promises.

I guess it’s kind of a new year resolution. However, I won’t bore you with a message so detailed as my usual mission statement. Today I will endeavor to be much more succinct.

It was two years ago today I started to Blog, which would make it, two years ago last night the Mayor told me, "It would be a good idea if I started to blog". Of course he did this with a gun pointed at my head, as he dangled me over a tenth story balcony. But the rest, as they say, is recent history.

Now, in my two years of Blogging, some have said I’m very insensitive to other religions, cultures, and people just plain different from me. That’s not true. I thought the Da Vinci Code was an accurate depiction of Christ.....ya fag!

I mean just because I think Japanese porn is hilarious, the way the women all scream like they're inches away from death while being poked by those little tiny dicks, does that make me insensitive?

But I don’t want to be chastised and treated like Michael Richards and Mel Gibson at an all black Bar mitzvah, so I’m going to try to be more sensitive in my post selections from here on in.--- Try to cater to all sects.

I will go out of my way, In fact, to mend fences with every aspect of all the diverse members of the human race I can think of. And if I leave someone out, please let me know and I will try to include your group at some point....

Ok wait a minute.

That’s much too hard.

I should have more realistic goals don't you think?

Tell you what. I’ll set one day aside to practice what I preach and it can also serve as a confessional for all the other insensitive bile I post here on Strangedaze.

The best place I feel to demonstrate my new found goodwill toward my fellow man/woman is in Saturday's new release section. Here...let me give you an example of what you can expect.

As not to offend those who support pro-choice I recommend: The Best of Birth Control- Believe in the Pill.

You know what? I feel much better now.