Thursday, July 13, 2006

Week of death

I'll explain later from our retreat on the banks of lake St. Clair.......and if you haven't already, scroll down for the Pottahawk Piss-up Pics.

Shine on you crazy diamond

By now anyone who is, or was a Pink Floyd fan, has learned of the passing of Floyd co-founder Syd Barrett who died this week at the age of 60.

Damn it! It doesn't stop there. You've got Israel at loggerheads with the Lebanese blowing shit up with people dying.

You've got three dead from a Canadian Helicopter crash while it was on a training mission. What are the odds of a 50 year old helicopter crashing? God help us if we ever go to war.

You've even got the North Koreans killing innocent fish by lobbing missiles into the Sea of Japan.

Apparently India's the bomb, as a terrorist strike on the subway system there killed 140 plus. Frickin' idiots. Didn't they realize it's no longer called Bombay?

Do I have to rant on? Red Buttons, The Who back from the grave for a new tour, the frickin' death of celebrity groundhog Wiarton Willie.......It's all so depressing. Death everywhere. Despite Walmarts declaration, they will no longer prosecute shoplifters who snatch items under $25, I can't help but feeling this world is going to hell in a hand basket.

Is it any wonder Canada didn't crack the top 100 of happiest nations in the Happy Planet Index? We finished 111 mostly do to complaints like those above. In fact, no G8 country slipped into the top 50. Italy fared best at 66th BTW.

Do you know the happiest place to live on this earth? Well, do ya punk!?

Vanuatu! That's where! Where the fuck is Vanuatu?!

Jesus, all they need now is a frickin' Walmart where they can steal stuff and there'll be no catching those happy bastards.



New release this week: Thom Yorke- The Eraser












But I recommend: Joyce
Why? Because first, it's cheap. See! Only 50 cents. Secondly, she also sounds remarkably like Thom Yorke yet looks like someone put Leo Sayer and Richard Simmons in a Brundle Pod together......*shudder*

You just can't buy entertainment value like that anymore.

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