6 more sleeps til Pottahawk

Last week, GIGC and I went to see NIN at the Molson Amphitheater. As the night progressed I was astonished at how much knowledge she had ingested concerning Trent Reznor the dour Goth God, and lead singer of Nails.

A year ago, if I had mentioned Nine Inch Nails, she would have wondered what porno it was.

Now, twelve months removed, GIGC sang along with every song, and informed me Trent was wearing his lucky socks- green his favorite color.

At one point she yelled at me, "Did you know Trent has just joined PETA?" Or maybe she was telling me she was hungry and wanted a pita? I never really got confirmation.

Without sling-shotting her underwear on stage, she is the closest thing I've seen to a groupie in some time.

It was at this point I started to wonder, what would it be like if GIGC had her own Blog and what would be on it from day to day.

With that in mind I offer you excerpts from the fictional Blog of GIGC.


Girl In Guy's Clothing Blog:

What Trent did today
He got up
Brushed teeth
Defecated
Brushed teeth again
Put on his lucky green socks

Ate some toast......

When the Saints go marchin' in

Say hello to the New Orleans Saints. Your next Super Bowl Champions and why.....

Let’s start with Deuce, Reggie Bush and the newly acquired Drew Brees, throw Joe Horn into the mix and I defy anyone to tell me the Saints won’t win it all next year......come on.....yeah....well you’re wrong! SO WRONG! *smacks hand on table*

And I’ll tell you why. Let’s start with Deuce, Reggie Bush and the newly acquired......

Picture of the day

Video link of the day
http://www.forgetfoo.com/?blogid=6066

Poker in the front liquor in the rear

You know what really bugs me about playing Texas Hold em on line? Those stupid idiots who go all-in every hand. It’s poker not super-lotto.

And then theres those other idiots who take forever to make a decision. It’s two cards buddy not a frickin’ book!

Oh and those guys who pull out a "flush" on "the river" after you've bet everything you have on "trips". God, I hate that! *smacks table again*

Then there’s the poker Nazi’s who bully you when they have nothing and.......

Cooking with GIGC

Today I’m going to tell you how to make Deviled Eggs alla D. First you need two dozen eggs...real mayo......Hey! I said REAL mayo, NOT Miracle Whip. What are ya deaf? *smacks table with both hands*.... You also need paprika, mustard, and a bottle of tequila.

Once you have everything, you boil the eggs. While you're waiting, make yourself a drink....actually make that a shot.....ok two shots........wait! Two shots and a Rye and Ginger. Then you take the.........

Tomorrow: New Cat Football League.....CFL

Ricky William's agent talking contract with the Newport Battle Cats.