Let the games begin

Grand Marshalls Boo and Johnny Wad say, "Pottahawk is officially on! Now go get some valuable chickage slob!"

Only a few more hours now.

Let's look in to what's going on.

Less than 24 hours until the best day ever.

Let's look in and see what's going on shall we.......

Sector ready to rock the Hawk

Private Sector kick off their 2009 "Disputin' Rasputin Tour" at Pottahawk tomorrow with opening acts Creeping Jesus featuring Hunter Hays and Mind the Gap. Looks like the weather will be great and the booze will be plentiful. Hope to see you all there.

Getting ready for Pottahawk: step 8

Preparing to deal with the aftermath. Look....you know it's coming, so I don't want to see any surprised faces when it does. Some....make that most of you will drink to excess tomorrow....make that tonight and tomorrow and will inevitably hurl. Some of you....make that most of you will probably blow chunks. All I'm saying is be prepared. Make sure you have a garbage bag, baseball cap, beer cooler, small dog to puke into when the time comes.

Why the small dog you ask?

So you can get a few laughs by saying, "I don't remember eating that!"

Great moments in Pottahawk history #8

A little known fact about Pottahawk is, there have been several world records recorded at Pottahawk over the years. Perhaps the most infamous record was set by WWI decorated veteran Colonel Jimbo Jack Thompson, who in 1929, drank four kegs of whiskey while holding his breath and submerged beneath the urine tainted waters of Pottahawk.

It was later discovered Colonel Thompson had actually drowned while performing the stunt, but the record still stands as a feat that will never be equalled.

Some say that the waters of Pottahawk actually get its brown hue from the amount of whiskey spilled into the lake that day and if you drink the water you can still taste a faint hint of whiskey.

Getting ready for Pottahawk: step 7

Two words: Food and Booze.

What ever works for ya. But remember without food there will be nothing to throw up later.

Getting ready for Pottahawk: step 6

Learning to hide your erection.



Pretend to stretch



Stretching at Pottahawk is commonly practiced, so you won’t have to worry about looking awkward. People will think you’re about to go for a jog or a power swim. Hiding a boner will be the last thing on anybodies mind.


Use your beer, or cross you legs



If you’re in a situation where you’re in a lawn chair, you may not want to lose your seat. Fear not, this is but a perfect opportunity to crack open another cold beer.

The beer can works in two ways.

It can be used to cover an unwelcome bulge.
The chilling beer can works as an electric fence when it comes into contact with your penis.

Roll over, or conceal your member with inconspicuous items and pretend your sleeping.



At the first signs of giant hard-on some of us tend to panic and roll over immediately. This can be painful if not executed properly. And depending on your shorts, there is a possibility of your little buddy getting a sneak peak of some sun light. Stay calm and dig a small hole where your pelvic region meets your towel. This will allow your yogurt slinger to safely and comfortably retract.

Conclusion: The first few minutes at Pottahawk can be a true testament of one’s willpower and focus. When venturing away from your towel to retrieve more food and beverages, we’d suggest that you keep your line of site directly in front of you. If at anytime you become distracted, just think of this guy.

Moo-moos for Pottahawk 2009

Where were you at 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9?

Yesterday brought a rare occurrence that only happens a couple of times a century. Yet, you might have missed the moment. You see, it was here and gone in a second.

At precisely 12:34:56 PM of the seventh month, on the eight day, of the ninth year of the new millennium, the numbers lined up from 1 to 9.

OK, you may now resume you daily activity.

BTW I was stuck in traffic. Something to tell the grandkids.

More koobzie anyone?

Tuesday's post brought quite a lot of interest concerning the koobzie not only as an adequate transport for your booze of choice when navigating the waters of Pottahawk, but a wonderful floatation device that might just save your life, or if it doesn't, you'll at least die smiling.

So here are some more examples of the Boob koozie, or Koobzie.

Getting ready for Pottahawk: step 5

Choose an appropriate floatation vessel to carry your booze.

The standard transport:




The Dingy:




The Bubba booze export:




The Boo man servant:




The Boo man group:




The penis colossus:




The Koobzie a.k.a. the Boob Koozie:

Pottahawk next Sunday

That`s right friends the day of everything that is good in this world will all come together in less than six days from now. I hope you will make an extra effort to prepare youself for the ultimate party.

For the seasoned veterans- you already know the drill.

For you Green-horns, it is important to pay attention to these pages for helpful tips and stratagies in making you Pottahwak experience the best day ever.

Getting ready for Pottahawk: step 4

Forget the beer. Forget the food. You need to check and make sure you have unique head gear that will set you apart from everyone else.

T-shirts for Pottahawk 2009 double shot

Getting ready for Pottahawk: step 3

Make sure your boat is loaded with a gaggle of females who love to frolic.



and who look good coming as well as going.

What's the furor about the Fuhrer

Once again Hitler shows up to express his condolences. This time for MJ.

Bikinis for Pottahawk piss-up 2009

Getting ready for Pottahawk: step 2

Make sure you have wicked tunes, like this one, to blast out your speakers when you get to the point.

Great moments in Pottahawk history #7

1994: The gloved one, king of pop Michael Jackson, displays his vocal talents while a guest on a boat called "Young Buoys".

A gap to be minded

In preperation for their opening spot on tour with Private Sector's Disputin Rasputin Tour 09, Mind The Gap, or MTG for people who can't be bothered saying "Mind The Gap", will play a sold out gig at Jax Filling Station in Oshawa tonight.

Great moments in Pottahawk history #6

1978: Farah Fawcett shows up to party.

Getting ready for Pottahawk: step 1

Put the boat in the water.


Failed Launch Capsizes Yacht - Watch more Funny Videos

Great moments in Pottahawk history #5

2001 Ed McMahon gets his drunk on and eyes the ladies.

I've been remiss

Sorry my Pottahawk brethren, I seem to have let the week slip away without so much as a peep to the blessed day that is Pottahawk 2009.

I could blame it on any of a number of factors:

a) I'm distraught over the death of Ed McMahon
b) I'm distraught over the death of Farah Fawcett
c) I'm distraught over the death of Michael Jackson

However the truth is, the week just got away from me, that is all.

Tune in tomorrow and I'll try to have some juice.

It's a classic

I love this for Father's Day

Cool Father's Day gifts to set you apart from the rest

Or how about one of those rediculous canned burgers?

Father's Day by the numbers

Last week I blew my wad on the whole Father's Day thing beleiving it was indeed Father's Day. Then I'd found out I'd jumped the gun by a week. Shame on me.

So in restitution I'm posting a more Father's Day shit to make up for it. Enjoy.

10 things to get Kim Jong Il for Father's Day.

The 10 best dad moments in movies.

10 movies made better by Dumb and Dumber.

This time for sure

Great moments in Pottahawk history #4

The first wedding ever to happen at Pottahawk was in 1901, or as the Old-timers called it 19 aught 1.

Graham Handcock and Edna Spunkmyre tied the knot on the shores of Pottahawk that fateful day in July. The infamous Handcock-Spunkmyre union lasted only 41 minutes when Mr. Handcock's new bride ran away with the photographer who took the photo Dr. Colonel "Tex" Obenhymen.

In between taking wedding photos, Obenhymen doubled as a traveling side show salesman selling homemade elixirs. Maybe you've heard of Dr. Bull Horn's Magic Tonic?

It was the turn of the century's answer to Viagra and penis enlargement.

The two set off in a row boat from Pottahawk Point and were never heard from again. Assumed drowned in the high waves, it is said their ghosts still wander the point and can be seen in the reflection of the waters...that is until they turn piss yellow and brown.

Pottahawk T-shirts we hope to see for 2009

Great moments in Pottahawk history #3

Tragedy befalls the 1924 Pottahawk Piss-up festivities after the entire Hamilton Swim Club foolishly decide to try swimming the distance to Pottahawk......from Hamilton.

They drowned in the Welland Canal.

Also the weight of the beer they were carrying didn't help their buoyancy. It was noted the men were all very intoxicated.

The tearful mother of deceased captain Skip Peabody was quoted as saying, "At least my son died with a smile on his face doing what he loved best- serving his teammates."

Amazing yard sale finds

Whew! It was a good weekend haul at the yard sales. I got some cool stuff. Check it out.


Pickin`On Creed: Cost $0.75



Used to be you had to pay a buck or two for a Creed album. Now you can get it for a song, (no pun intended), but bluegrass versions of Creed songs.....that is a rare find my friends.

Squirrel- stuffed and mounted: Cost $2.50



I`ll admit it was a little pricey, but with Father`s Day looming, I couldn`t afford not to.


Dead Pet: Cost $1.75



Sure I could get the same thing for free by the roadside as long as a have a shovel, but this one doesn`t smell. Boy, Dad is really going to love me on Sunday.

Amazing yard sale find of Amazing Spiderman costume: Cost $3.25



Originally the dude wanted $10.00 bucks for this sweet pick-up, but I was able to get him down because of the pit stains.

Hmmm, wonder what he wore at the yard sale after I left......

Unique gifts for Father's Day

How about a custom mounted squirrel After all, didn't you just hear him say, he has a hard time mounting anything these days?

Here's a great site that will keep Dad busy for a while. Guess her muff.

Or how about getting Dad a nice new or used grill? This is the grill he had in mind right?

Father's Day

Great moments in Pottahawk history #1

January 8th, 1997

The attempts to stage a Pottahawk Piss-Up party in the middle of winter fail miserably.

Great moments in Pottahawk history #2

But later that same day the ice-sculpture making competition is a resounding success.

I've got two words for you

This is a new feature where I take two random words put them together and see if there are any sites out there that remotely fit the description.

Sadly today's two words do.

FART + CAKE

Know your anime

We haven't been there for a while so....

Let's see what our good friends, the Japanese have been up too.



What the fu.........

Are those two talking hunks of shit?

Exercising for Pottahawk?

Get in line. There's already a bunch of people ahead of you.

Take a look at the drunk champions.

Pottahawk piss-up 2009....

By the numbers...

Disappointing really.

If you search "Pottahawk", you'll find old Strangedaze on page 4.

Add "2009" to that and I fare only slightly better moving up to page 2.

In fact, you have to add "Piss-up" before you find a first page ranking.

So I've decided to up the ante, since historically all my traffic seems to come in the window between June and August.

I will post something so shocking, so original, so exclusive to Pottahawk, that you'll have no recourse but to tune into Strangedaze on a regular bassis just to see what it is.

Numbers, numbers, numbers

The 10 most delicious miracles

So much for the oil stain of St. Sebastian in my driveway.

The top 10 failed McDonalds food products

Hey how about McChinese, or McTurducken?

The top 10 bizarre job-related illnesses.

I guess masturbators carpal-tunnel wouldn't count since it's not a job.

Amazing yard sale finds

Last weekend I was down in the states. It gave me a chance to do some yard sale shopping south of the border. Seems the Americans are just as fucked up as we are.

Pee & Poo soft plush dolls Cost: $1.50



A little exorbitant I'll admit, but when am I ever going to have the chance to buy plush Pee & Poo dolls again?


Miniature babies Cost: Free



I was afraid to ask, but it was a throw in with the Pee and Poo purchase, so who am I to argue....


The Green Days of Christmas Cost : $2.50



A Christmas album of Green Day songs? Hook a brother up. Except now I have to try and find a turn table on my next yard sale foray.

Pottahawk 2009 warm up

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Once there was a time when this blog ranked right up at the top of Pottahawk searches.

Now, everyone and their mother are posting pics and vids of the blessed day.

Yet, I have faith I can rebuild my sullied reputation. Starting with this Pottahawk 2009 pre-post of T-shirts we'd like to see at this year's event.

Let's take a moment to thank...

The Founding father's of Pottahawk:
(Top row left to right)
Woodrow "Skippy" Martin, "Bean Counter" Bill Basco, Edward "Lovey" Jizrock, Fredrick "Headmaster" Gevensleeves III, William "grumbles" Portaper Sr.
(Front row left to right)
Willie "Bulldog, Buzzy" McGee, Jeremiah "AA" Johnson Jr., Richard "Pedophile" Gramblesbee.

Pottahawk made simple

If you don't know, or have never heard of Pottahawk, let me show you in the simplest possible way.

Pottahawk made simple #1

Pottahawk made simple #2

Pottahawk made simple #3

Pottahawk made simple #4

You're on drugs

Here, let me prove it to you....

You're on drugs #1

You're on drugs #2

You're on drugs #3

You're on drugs #4



Fuuuuuuck! Now I'm hungry.

Only a matter of time

So it's June 1st and summer is on it's way. Although, it doesn't feel much like it some days. But it got me to thinking that Pottahawk is just around the corner.

Ah Pottahawk- the greatest day of the year: better than Christmas; better than a day off with pay; better than finding twenty bucks you forgot about in that sweater pocket; better than the ritualistic sex every Friday...on the last week of the month...before the winter solstice...on a leap year.

Yes-sir-ee....Pottahawk has been very,very good to me, not just in a, fun-drunk-I can see your vagina-way, either. Pottahawk means lots of hits for Strangedaze as people search for debauchery of one sort or another. And I aim to please in that category. With the lack of traffic in the past months as the recession even hits mt Blog, it will we a welcomed change.

This year I hope to be no different as all your favorite blogs should be back from: Where's Boo and Johnny Wad, to Pottahawk T-Shirts, to This Day in the History of Pottahawk.

And let us not forget the pics and vids.

So start cracking open those beers my friends, there is much training to do before the blessed day is upon us.