Pretend to stretch
Stretching at Pottahawk is commonly practiced, so you won’t have to worry about looking awkward. People will think you’re about to go for a jog or a power swim. Hiding a boner will be the last thing on anybodies mind.
Use your beer, or cross you legs
If you’re in a situation where you’re in a lawn chair, you may not want to lose your seat. Fear not, this is but a perfect opportunity to crack open another cold beer.
The beer can works in two ways.
It can be used to cover an unwelcome bulge.
The chilling beer can works as an electric fence when it comes into contact with your penis.
Roll over, or conceal your member with inconspicuous items and pretend your sleeping.
At the first signs of giant hard-on some of us tend to panic and roll over immediately. This can be painful if not executed properly. And depending on your shorts, there is a possibility of your little buddy getting a sneak peak of some sun light. Stay calm and dig a small hole where your pelvic region meets your towel. This will allow your yogurt slinger to safely and comfortably retract.
Conclusion: The first few minutes at Pottahawk can be a true testament of one’s willpower and focus. When venturing away from your towel to retrieve more food and beverages, we’d suggest that you keep your line of site directly in front of you. If at anytime you become distracted, just think of this guy.
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