First of all, anyone who watches these movies knows, the odd numbered movies always suck ass. But hold on, let’s give this one a shot.
Ok the premiss: Pre-dates the other movies by offering us a young James T. Kirk, a Spock who hasn’t yet gone all, seven years, crazy, and tried to hump McCoy in the left nostril. And the rest of the cast etal.There's probably even a young Green Bitch....oh and that lizard dude must be something akin to a salamander.....opps sorry to interrupt.
The movie is slated for release in 2008.
Great, now we have lots of time to prepare for it to bite the bag.
Producer J.J. Abrums, screenplay by Alex Kurtzman, Matt Damon rumoured to play Young Kirk......
Woh-ho-ho! Wait a God-dang-diddlie-minute. Matt Damon? Are you fuckin’ nuts and pissin’
crazy? Whats next "The Bourne Ultimatum"? "Oceans 13"?And who plays Spock? David Swimmer?....No, no ...I get it. It’s a comedy. Whew! Had me worried there.
Personally my pics would be Kevin James, (King of Queens), as Kirk, and Andy Dick as Spock but that’s just me.
Now that's some dog-gone drivin'
A woman crashed her car into another motorist after she let her dog take the wheel of her vehicle while she operated the pedals.
Hey guys. I think we just found someone to play Uhura. But it would have been funnier if he'd hit a fire hydrant, don’t ya think?
Aren’t dogs supposed to be smart animals......I mean my cat drives all the time and has never had an accident. But then again my cat has his driver's licence.
Nico-teen
More teens are becoming addicted to smoking because several of the major brands have upped their nicotine content by 10%.
This little gem was uncovered in Massachusetts which is one of the only states who demands Cigarette companies submit frequent detailed information on their product....
Stupid kids....think they’re invincible. They need something to scare them into quitting or better yet, not starting.......Hey Kids! Smoking will make you look like Keith Richards! (picture taken when he was 19)Speaking of....
Keith Richards could lose a couple of pounds
Mean while the biggest teen of them all, Keith Richards, was caught smoking in a designated non-smoking area in Glasgow, Scotland this week. The penalty for his non-compliance could be as high as $98.
OMG how will he ever afford that. See kids. Don't smoke!
Forget about smoking a camel
Camel milk baby that’s the rage. In fact in the Middle East they can’t keep it in stock. Apparently, some old coot said, although he’s in his nineties he still gets massive erections and he owes it all to drinking camel milk.....
Some people will believe anything....Hey Momar! Eating pig testicles will make you cum like Peter North!
Unmarked Karr
No doubt you’ve heard that murder charges have been dropped against John Mark Karr because his DNA didn’t match what was found on the body of Jon Benet Ramsey.
He knew the DNA wouldn’t match, so why did he confess?
Because he's a freakin’ genius that’s why.
Look, he got an all expenses paid, first-class trip back to the states drinking champagne and eating butterfly shrimp and truffles. He’s got all this media attention which will surely spark interest in his book on child killers that no one would have read. Now sick fuck
s and rubber neckers alike, will march out to get his mess of literary coitus. And if he's not convicted of child porn charges in California, he'll have a ticket to every talk show lining up like acolytes to ask him his life story. Not to mention a movie of the week where he's portrayed by David Schwimmer.....Yes, life is good for Mr. Karr.
In fact.....
Once I’m finished blogging I’m going to start searching to see if there are any unsolved murders in Hawaii, Australia and Amsterdam that I can confess to.
Note: My books will available on demand once I return.
New release this week: Audioslave- Revelations
But I recommend:
Songs for Gay Dogs by Paddy Roberts.
Perhaps there's more to this dog driving accident then we know?
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