It's so big.....A garbage truck fell into it...Actually a garbage truck did fall into a sink hole in a back alley in Toronto yesterday. Not that I care, or would even comment on it, but I’ve been waiting to use the title tag line for ages.
Allen eclipses Moon
On the eve of the NFL’s new season, I just thought I should let all you Americans know, Toronto Argonaut quarterback Damon Allen is now pro football's pass record holder. He surpassed Hall of Fame great Warren Moon this week.
However, Allen, unlike Moon who also once played in the CFL, has never played in the NFL. So, chances are you never heard of him. Nor would have, had I not just mentioned it.
Freezing his assets off
A U.S. court has ordered Conrad and Lady Black's assets frozen until the outcome of his impending trial giving them only an allowance of $50,000 a month......wait a fuckin’ minute.....fifty large a month......talk about spliting a nickle six ways.....who could live off of that?
Now with Conrad out of the equation and Ken Thompson pushing up daisys, who will be the next billionaire voted off the Island.....
Probably not Ted Rogers who has just teamed up with MLSE to bring the NFL north of the 49th. Buffalo, New Orleans, San Francisco?
Hmm....Toronto North of the 49ers?
I have to stop talking about this shit. People will think I'm turning into Dust My Broom.
A Drunk-in Paris
Yeah, Paris Hilton was charged with DUI this week....by now everyone knows.....what you don’t know, was how the officer came to this conclusion.
Because after he gave Paris the breathalyzer his dick still smelled of alcohol.....ooo...snap!
Now that's more like it!
Why-fi
So they can charge you more money and make you work longer hours, that's why.
Toronto became the first city in North America to implement WiFi. Wireless internet in the downtown core. The service will be free until next march.
So for now, just work the longer hours ok?
And they’re off! Very slowly
An experiment was implemented this week. Which is the worst place to drive into the city from on a daily basis? East from Whitby? West from Burlington? North from New Market.
The teams started from equal 60km distances outside the GTA and had to drive to a destination at Dundas Square in the downtown core.
The winner...er loser at 1:37:00 was the North.
However, what many don’t know, there was a fourth team from Mitchieville which departed from the south off a barge in Lake Ontario and have yet to arrive. It has now been 4 days and counting.....now that's traffic.
We’ll miss you Fenris.
Cereal Killer Qu'est Que C'est
Cerealicious is a new fast food place catering to the breakfast crowd in the Bay St. district........yeah, that's uh......really interesting.....
What can I say? It was a slow news week.
say.....my wife's hole is so big......
Cum see the stars
The 31st edition of the Toronto International Film Fest or TIFF, kicked off this week with star hunters camping outside by the Four Seasons hotel in hopes of catching a glimpse of their fave celebs.
Here’s a tip for you people. You want to shake hands with Jude Law, get punched by Russell Crowe, or coo over Brad Pitt, you need to go to the Brass Rail.
For those of you who don’t know it’s a popular strip club close to Yorkville accommodations for the stars.
Why, this week I’ve already spotted Heath Ledger in perverts row, Sir Anthony Hopkins ordering wings from the enchanted grotto and J. Lo in the V.I.P. lounge smoking the biggest Cuban stogie I've ever seen.....at least I hope it was a cigar. 
For all your daily juice on the TIFF go to Mitch and Famous
They have to post something now.
New release this week: Best of R.E.M.
but I recommend: David Ingles- Satan has been Paralyzed.
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