Cash for trash you ass: Nobody rides for free
So Toronto has finally solved it’s trash problem by purchasing a landfill in St. Thomas outside of London.
Mayoral hopeful, councillor Jane Pittfield, even put her stamp of approval on the deal, which reportedly will cost tax payers upwards to 50 million.
Later however, Pittfield declared she’d been in a rush and accidently voted in favor of the agreement.
Who would want someone like that for Mayor honestly?
What a lot of you don’t know is, she ran against our beloved Mayor of Mitchieville years ago but accidently fell on his penis and ruined her campaign.
*snap*
Rocket around the clock?
The TTC is proposing keeping the subway open 24/7 just like in N.Y......
Great, now we can also get the homeless off the street.
Booze cruisers
Several local police officers were caught on video, behind a furniture store, drinking alcohol they’d confiscated from minors.
I wonder if Jane Pittfield was accidently there?
Who thought escorts were so expensive?
When a passenger got into a heated argument with flight attendants on board an Air Canada flight preparing to take off from London to Toronto, he was escorted off the plane and had to find another way home. But that wasn't the end of it.
A week later, the airline sent buddy a bill for $1,350 for causing the flight to be delayed by 27 minutes. Air Canada defended its action saying delays are expensive and passengers who intentionally cause a flight to be late should expect similar treatment.
Do you hear that terrorists? Just think about that the next time you want to disrupt air travel.
Seconds anyone?
Many Canadian fans of "Grey's Anatomy" were puzzled by plot gaps and apparent inconsistencies Thursday night when CTV inadvertently aired the second episode of the season rather than the hotly anticipated premiere.
While the network blamed the mistake on a "satellite feed error," it was little consolation for viewers who had waited an entire summer to learn the fate of the libidinous interns at Seattle Grace Hospital not to mention Dr. McDreamy.
That will teach ya for watchin' "chick TV" instead of C.S.I.
Summer falls
Welcome to the first day of fall. To make the slow death of another year more enjoyable; did you know, you can bet on which new TV show will be the first one cancelled?
Is "My mother the car" still on?
"Men in trees" is the eary favorite.
However, if you had "Grey's Anatomy" as first show to fuck up you'd be raking in the dough right now.
Oh Popeye
Ok, I didn't mention this last week because I figured everyone already knew. But people are still falling over, being sick, and shitting green. And no, It's not St. Patrick’s day already?
Jesus! Just don’t eat frickin spinach.
Coup coup ka-choo
This week saw a military coup in Thailand. The Thai military surrounded the prime minister's office with tanks and seized control of TV stations declaring a provisional authority pledging loyalty to the king.
Yeah, but I'll bet they still got the first episode of Grey's Anatomy.
S’cuse me while I kiss this guy
Guitar legend Jimmy Hendrix died 36 years ago this week. Here is what he'd look like if he were still alive today.
No sex please. We're British
A survey by private health care organization Bupa in England, has found 39% of people were prepared to give up sex in order to live to a ripe old age of 100.
Wow! Seems giving up sex is what would kill me in the first place.
Women would be the ones most prepared to pass up passion at 48% in a bid to prolong life.
I think GIGC may have already taken the vow of celibacy.
While 24% of those polled would be ready to sacrifice eating and drinking whatever they wanted.
Well, spinach at least.
And 58% would give up travelling to ensure they lived to 100.
Count me in. Especially with what Air Canada is fining their passengers these days.
New Release this week: Scissor Sisters- Ta-Dah
But I recommend: Liebe Mutter- Heino
You know what? Maybe I will give up sex after all.
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