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It's the Super Bowl Cheerleader showdown. Who has the best looking cheerleaders? You decide.
So you're a chick and you're not GIGC. You know nothing about football. You think Brees is a warm summer wind and Manning is your significant other taking responsibility for the wrongs he's done to you. Well now you can be up on all you need to know about today's game if you're a woman.
And if your team happens to lose today, here is the complete history of the word "Mother-fucker."