I was at a Christmas party on the weekend and I heard a joke that I thought was pretty funny. Technically it wasn't a Christmas joke, so I've waited until the day after.
Yup, it was more of a Boxing Day joke.
I would like to share it with you now.
A boy, alerted by loud noises coming from his parents bedroom, walks in on his mother and father having sex. The boy is traumatized, his mother is in a leather corset, tied up, with ball gag in her mouth and his father is wearing assless chaps and spanking her with a wooden paddle as he enters her from behind.
The parents, embarrassed, demand the boy return to his room.
The boy shuts the door and leaves. He can hear his mom and dad giggling as he walks away from them down the hall.
Later the boy's father feels he should go and explain a few things to his son about what has happened.
As he approaches the boys door he hears grunting and groaning from with in.
The father thrusts open the door to see his son with his pants around his ankles just giving it to his grandmother from behind.
The father horrified, yells out, "What the hell is going on here?"
The boy stops and turns to his father and says, "NOT SO FUNNY WHEN IT'S YOUR MOTHER, IS IT?"