Friday, January 28, 2005

Hand solo

Since I received my membership to the unemployment line, I’ve had a lot of time to think...which really means I’ve had a lot of time to surf porn. It really is amazing not only the number of sites that infest the net, but the variety of the fetishes. Sites for women pissing on linguini, to artwork done in defecate on naked women’s bodies. There are men having sex with dead animal parts, Jello insertions, phallic vegetables having intercourse with each other, oversized women in party hats that sort of thing. You name it, the spectrum is covered. In the effort to stay tasteful and salvage some self-respect, there will no posting of links but type it into a search engine and see what comes up. I find it more fascinating than arousing and prefer to stay in the bounds of normalcy like watching chicks ingest anal creampies. Yes friends...There is something for everyone out there. Find what suits you best and you’ll be all set the next time you want to play Star Wars with your Wookie at your side.

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