Charting Santa's progress

A search is already underway to choose the next Santa Claus after the untimely demise of our beloved Father Christmas. The candidates to replace Old St. Nick are:

Larry "Pedo" Wilson




Lyle "Gas Guzzler" Jackson




Harry "Big Balls" Drubber




Moses "One Cylce" Gustaffson




Philip "Candyman" Johnson




Peter "Shagarific" Bergman



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