Friday, December 25, 2009

Charting Santa's progress

A search is already underway to choose the next Santa Claus after the untimely demise of our beloved Father Christmas. The candidates to replace Old St. Nick are:

Larry "Pedo" Wilson

Lyle "Gas Guzzler" Jackson

Harry "Big Balls" Drubber

Moses "One Cylce" Gustaffson

Philip "Candyman" Johnson

Peter "Shagarific" Bergman

Cast your votes at

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