Friday, July 31, 2009

Excellent performance turns into a shocker


Despite turning in one of their best performances of the tour in North Battleford, Private Sector were greeted by stunning news when they learned opening act Fredrick the Karaoke Cat has ties to terrorist organizations.

The group were informed by RCMP after the show as Frederick was cornered and hauled away in a pet carrier for further questioning.


A shocked Bug Christopher, drummer of Sector summed it up best, "We had no idea what was going on. He seemed like such a quiet cat. This gig could have very easily gone to the dogs."

Donald Barley also expressed his feelings about the new developments as well as former opening act Creeping Jesus- a band of kids who were kicked off the tour after the first gig. "That's what happens when you work with kids and animals."

With the return of Mind the Gap to the opening slot on the tour after a one week hiatus, the band will still search for another solid opener to complement the tour.

The band stops in Saskatoon Saturday.

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