What will they do when Blackberry maker Jim Balsillie, who just bought the Predators and is sure to give Nashville a R.I.M. job, moves the team to southern Ontario?
Then we’ll have two teams here....Personally, I debate that we have one now.
But are they testing her for steroids?
A British woman is claiming the record for the world's fastest birth - in just under two minutes.
Palak Vyas's baby girl Vedika arrived weighing a healthy 7lb 2oz less than 120 seconds after her waters broke.
The Vyas family have contacted the Guinness Book Of Records.
While they're at it, they should see if she qualifies for World's largest vagina?
Beauty and the Beatbox
Sparks will fly as 17 year old Jordan Sparks won American Idol this.....who the fuck cares? Really? I mean it’s not like this TV show is going to change your life........like Pirate Master will. Get a life!
Watch out for wild life
LONDON, Ont. -- The indisputable evidence is in -- cougars are roaming the wild in
southern Ontario. The last official sighting of a cougar, which is endangered, in Ontario was in 1884.
I guess these guys have never been to The Corral in Oshawa? Plenty of cougars there my friend
DNA from feces found two years ago near a suspected den at the Wainfleet Bog -- about 5 km northwest of Port Colborne -- confirms a cougar was in that area.
Jesus ladies! Use a restroom for God's sake!
The biggest unanswered question is whether the cougar is an "exotic" pet that escaped or was released....
It's called divorce.
....or a remnant of the North American cougar that once roamed across the continent.
Either way you look at it MILF does the body good.
I guess the G is silent?
Carl's Jr. doesn't like being the butt of Jack's jokes.
So CKE Restaurants Inc., which owns Carl's Jr. and Hardee's, sued Jack in the Box Inc. in federal court in Santa Ana, Calif., on Friday, accusing the San Diego-based chain of deceptive advertising relating to the business end of a cow.
The suit cites TV ads that tout Jack in the Box's sirloin burgers and lampoon those made with Angus beef, which happens to be what's in the Carl's Jr. Six Dollar Burger and the Hardee's Thickburger (and in premium burgers sold at McDonald's and Burger King).
Let's have a look at that shall we?
Psst you’re fired.
Two town employees fired for gossiping about their boss have lost an appeal to get their jobs back.
Four women were fired in April after a closed-door vote of the Town Council. Two administrative assistants appealed their firings earlier this month, but Jessica Skorupski and Joanne Drewniak learned late Friday night that the council had rejected their bid to be reinstated.
You see, I would never do something like that. I would never disclose that the Mayor embezzled tax payers money after the last election, or GIGC ruined OBJ’s big screen when she fell into it in a drunken stupor last poker party, or that secretly I love to wear women’s undergarments– wearing them now as I write this in fact. No! Those are secrets I will take to the grave.
Speaking of the worst kept secret
The best band you never heard of Private Sector announced late last year that they would be reforming for shows in 2007. Quickly The Police and Genesis followed suit with plans for reunion tours as well. Not to be out done, Rush and Roger Waters in haste booked summer tours of their own. Even the Osmonds are getting back together for a performance.
The Osmonds! For Christ’s sake! End this madness!
On Thursday of last week I attended the Q107 30th anniversary with OBJ and some of the members of Private Sector, where reformed bands traipsed across the stage by the dozens and Gil Moore announced publicly Triumph were also throwing their hat into the ring of reformation.
However, the biggest insult to injury, came at the hands of the reformed Max Webster when keyboardist Terry Watkinson, with foresight and malicious intent, mimicked beloved Sector bassist/keyboardist Don Bon Darley by donning his trademark lab coat. Just look at the pics and correct me if I’m wrong.
Terry Watkinson of Max Webster
Beloved Don Bon Darley of Private Sector
Check out the homage of Sector sites:
http://myspace.com/privatesectorrocks
http://www.garageband.com/artist/PrivateSector
http://www.ilike.com/artist/emerging/PrivateSector
privatesphincter.com
OK, disregard the last one unless you have something wrong with your prostate.
Cross posted on Mitchieville
2 comments:
I've never gone hunting for cougar before, any advice?
Apparently they like it when you pee on them....just something I heard.
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