That's right children. For the first time, in I don't know how many years, I will be missing the blessed event known as Pottahawk. Ol' Strange will do his best to bring you the cool and the best of this year's gathering.
During the great Summer drought of 74' much of the water had receded from the Point and in order to save the blessed event Pottahawk officials dumped 800 tons of coffee beans around the shores of the island. Although the new element made it difficult for boats to navigate, it created a party that lasted for days.
In 1921 the unusually prohibitive laws of who could attend Pottahawk were relaxed to allow children and...what ever the hell that is to go to the annual event under the proper supervision. In future years the list would be increased to allow animals, reptiles, people of colour, the starting line-up of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, and finally same sex couples.
Yeah, so season 1 of Game of Thrones is done and I'm going to be suffering tonight, but thankfully there's a new season on the way. No, not True Blood....perhaps this will explain everything.
Many think a simple bathing suit, shorts, or bikini is the way to go, but if you really want to stand out you need to set yourself apart from the masses. That's why I suggest Furries. They may be a little heavy if they get wet, but they offer the perfect anonymity.
And if you're wondering what the hell I'm talking about, you need to watch this....
It's that time again people. Yard sale season is upon us and I have been out there hunting for treasure. Here are some of last week's spoils of victory.
Transformers 10 speed bicycle
Asking price: $45.00
Paid: $30.00
Notes: Sadly it didn't transform. I got ripped!
Music to massage your mate by LP
Asking price: $0.50
Paid: $0.10
Notes: Lesson #1 dress up like Burt Reynolds.
Dukes of Hazzard vintage lunch box
Asking price: $10.00
Paid: $10.00
Notes: What a steal! until I found the vintage peanut butter and jelly sandwich inside.