Strangedaze

Always leaving one wolf alive so the sheep are never safe.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

I have often wondered.....

How long I would survive in a gay bar fight wearing only assless chaps?

What it would look like from the air if there was a zombie outbreak in Washington?

If I could accidentally attract women, how would I go about doing that?
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