In-famous

Celebrities on steroids.

Rare celebrity audition tapes for famous roles.

And more audition tapes.

Gary Busey shows the love...literally

LiLo gone in 60 seconds

As if Monday wasn't bad enough.

The new Hitler?

Tom Cruise gets a letter from his Australian cousin.

The many faces of many faces #8

The many faces of many faces #7

The many faces of many faces #6

The many faces of many faces #5

The many faces of many faces #4

The many faces of many faces #3

The many faces of many faces #2

The many faces of many faces #1

Celebrity numbers

5 celebrities you wish hadn't done nude scenes.

8 celebrities careers killed by the internet.

The 40 greatest celebrity prom photos.

Tumbling down

Celebrity dinosaurs tumblr.

Animals on skateboards tumblr.

The daily piggy tumblr.

Between Two Ferns

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Sean Penn from Between Two Ferns

What's the furor about the Fuhrer

Once again Hitler shows up to express his condolences. This time for MJ.

Famous dudes I almost know (part 4)

The Junos are this weekend for those who give a rat's ass.

Show of hands!!!!....that's two people who give a rat's ass.

The show will once again be hosted by comedian Russell Peters. What some of you may not know is Russell and I were almost best buds.

That's right. I could have been flying to Europe to catch him on tour, been giving him suggestions on new material, help him hide the dead hooker in the trunk of his car....oooooppps I've said too much.

But, alas it was not to be, those many years ago when we both attended my best friend Orson's Stag.

Damn it! I shouldn't have kept out bidding him on strippers.

Famous dudes I almost know (part 3)

It's a funny story about Bill and I.....no wait....I can't tell that one. Let's just say it involves an internship and a cigar.

Oh, what could have been......yet, it was not I that met Bill last year, but my trusty cohort Bob Noxious on that sunny day in Miami.

I'll just have to be content on shaking the hand of the hand that shook the hand of the man. Which to me, is just as good because I know for a fact, Bob Noxious never washes his hands.

That's why I can also claim 2 degrees of separation to Rainn Wilson, Bob Denver (Gilligan)- before he died of course and the original line-up of Yes.

Famous dudes I almost know (part 2)

Wayne Gretzky


Wayne and I go waaaaaay back. We're both from Brantford: home of Alexander Graham Bell and the Market Square Chip Wagon. We both attended North Park Collegiate- although Wayne soon departed for the Soo Greyhounds to play hockey. I knew his sister Sue and one brother Brent.

We actually played against one another. I checked him several times, when the play had stopped and I could catch him.

I'm sure Wayne and I would've cultivated a long lasting friendship that would have had me be best man at the wedding, fly out to L.A. to hang by the pool, even check out some shows on Broadway when he played for the Rangers, but when you score 16 goals on my goaltender in the first period alone, that's where I draw the line.

Have a nice life puckhog.

Famous dudes I almost know (part 1)

Geddy Lee


Me and Geddy go way back. In fact, the early nineties I'd have to say was when I almost knew the bassist/vocalist for Rush.

The band was busy releasing a string of memorable albums like "Presto", and others I can't remember, but we both put our time in at Chalet Studios in Clairemont, sweating in the same sauna, shitting in the same en-suite, drinking from the same "Salesman" cup. I was going to say sleeping in the same bed, but Neil had that room.

We viewed the same pristine valley disappearing into the treeline while we laid down our separate vocal tracks; enjoyed the warm sunshine by the pool during guitar overdubs, and pestered the same audio engineers.

Yup me and Geddy were almost real buddy-buddy if our sessions hadn't been six months apart.