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Now this is just creepy.

Baby names inventor.

12 events that could end civilization.

5 seconds

Screw you guys.....I'm going home.

2 girls 1 cup

I'm the first one to admit when I go too far........OK maybe the second. I've been hearing about 2 girls and 1 cup and the uproar it's causing. It's here if you really feel brave enough to watch it.

You know....I think one of those women is a former girlfriend of mine. I remember telling her to, "eat shit and die". She seems to have taken the first part to heart.

I didn't post it on my blog, because first, I don't want to be shut down, and secondly, it's more of a Christmas video anyway. The gift of giving and all that.

However, here's a song about it.

If you close your eyes and do the Doobie Brothers thing. "Listen to the Music", you'll get a good visual idea, especially if you still have no clue as to what this is all about.



I wonder if it's too late to add this guy to the Private Sector show on the 30th? or 2 girls and 1 cup for that matter?

"Thank you! Good night! Now get the fuck out!"

Adding to the bill

Who are these scraping young devils who look like they just got out of post-op?



Why it's "The Private Sector".

Don't know much about them except they have some songs on itunes and they share the same name as us.

Personally I think we should contact them about adding them to the line-up on the 30th at the Reverb. Private Sector with special guest Private Sector.

Has a nice ring to it, don't ya think?

Again with the opening act

With the weekend fast approaching and the trip to New York imminent, the question of what to do for an opening act remains. Here is yet another contender for the position to kick off the Private Sector show Saturday night. Although 40 minutes of "The Simpsons" theme might be a little fatiguing.



Thanks to Bob Noxious for scouting this one out. Thanks, but no thanks.

Search continues laddie

With a scant two weeks left before Sector begins their long journey back into the public consciousness, the search for the perfect opening act to complement the performance continues.

Today The Missing MacPhersons are pushed to the forefront for your consideration.



Missing Mac facts:

Home: North Kilt Town, Scotland

Albums: Only one- The Attack of the Blue Haggis- which featured their most commercial sound, included a cover of Z.Z. Top under the guise of "Sharp Dressed Scot". Also their signature song "Scotland the Brave" with pounding beats and rapier lyrics:
Land as big as Paul Bunyan
Home of the purple onion
Lots of beaches, lots of sunin'
Scotland the Brave!

Other songs of note: "The Muckin' of Geordie's Byre", "Gallant Forty Twa", "Lend Me Five Bob Til Tuesday" and "Donald Where's Your Troosers?"

Memorable performances: The Macs only played once live, but 18 people were hospitalized during the show due to extreme laughter.

Pros: 1) No room left in Def Leppard for them to join.
2) Girls go crazy for a man in a kilt.
3) Only two members so they don't take up a lot of stage. Hey, they could open for Saga.
4) They will play for haggis.

Cons: 1) If trend of hospitalized audience members continues, Sector will have no one to play for.
2) Kilts leave nothing to the imagination during on-stage jumps. Personally I like to think of the "Loch Ness Monster" as a myth.
3) They will play for haggis.

Roll call

Time to view yet another act hoping for an opening slot at one of Sector's two upcoming performances.

Opening, a can of worms

With the New York Sector show only a few weeks away and the Toronto show Nov. 30th after that, the search for the perfect opening act continues. Sure Sector have designated good friends, Kong and Poker Face, to sandwich their return to the Big Smoke, but the need for a little something extra still remains.

That is why Private Sector are still considering adding another act to open.

Today's spotlight is on Deacon Dark.


Pros: 1) Everyone has at least seen one Love Boat episode.
2) Signature song "Smash it! Trash it! Hit it with a hammer and bash it!" is sure to be a crowd pleaser.
3) Kiss-type makeup hides the "Stach" quite nicely.

Cons: 1) Sonny Bono has been dead for a few years and U2's Bono will not agree to wear grease paint.
2) Sector would have to settle out standing Love Boat bar tab with Issac. With interest, now up to $8,472.50.
3) Pyrotechnics display would make "Stach" a fire hazard. Can you say "Great White"?