And the rest of the worst

Kristen Ritter

Madmen's Cristina Hendricks

Madonna....ick!

Best of the rest

A few weeks back I posted what I thought were the best and worst of celebrity feet...a hard choice in both cases.

Here are some of the best that for one reason, or another didn't make it into the top best feet.

Maybe next time.... Deborah Ann Woll

Mila Kunis

Katy Perry

The ugliest celebrity foot countdown #1

That's right, Victoria Beckham. I guess David isn't a foot guy or else he would have been out of there a long time ago.

The ugliest celebrity foot countdown #2

Really, is there anything nice to say about Tilda Swinton? Now you know the answer is "no".

The ugliest celebrity foot countdown #3

Katherine Heigl...wait...it's also the entire cast of women on Grey's Anatomy. There's not a good looking foot on the entire show. I know Heigl left to persue a movie career, but that's no excuse. She still easily fits into the top 10.

The ugliest celebrity foot countdown #4

Sorry Mariska Hargitay, but that is one ugly foot. Those toes standout like a trucker in a police line-up of drag queens and easily earn you the #4 ugliest foot in Hollywood.

The ugliest celebrity foot countdown #5

Have you ever heard the expression,"it takes two"? Well today I have feet that are just horrific, but it takes Hayden Panettiere's right foot and Jennifer Garner's left foot to make that Frankenstein.

The ugliest celebrity foot countdown #6

OK, look at Paris Hilton's feet and tell me she couldn't swoop off a building and snatch up field mice with those claws.

The ugliest celebrity foot countdown #7

Geesh! No wonder she was ejected from the X-Factor. Nicole Scherzinger's feet may not look so bad in shoes, but trust me, take those babies out and there is toe shrapnel flying everywhere.

The ugliest celebrity foot countdown #8

Looks like someone beat Pink's feet with an ugly bat. Now I understand she dances and such, but you'd think some of the massive quantities of money she makes would be ear-marked to take care of those feet.

The ugliest celebrity foot countdown #9

Aggggghhhh! Look at the size of Keira Knightley's boats she calls feet. Good god man! Just don't make her angry. A foot like that in the groin could cause a lot of damage.

The ugliest celebrity foot countdown #10

It only stands to reason that, since we explored the top 20 awesome feet in Hollywood we should also see what terror lurks on the other side of the spectrum...shudder to think. Starting us off at #10 the very unflatering feet of Evangeline Lilly. Even toe polish wouldn't save them, they're totally lost...see what I did there? Clever huh?

Celebrity foot countdown #1

Drum roll please......

That's right Emma Stone. You show those feet off girl. Let everyone know you have the best toes in Hollywood.

Celebrity foot countdown #2

It's a big bang from #2 Kaley Cuoco. Although she is slightly cross-eyed, her feet make up for any shortcummings landing her in the runner-up position. Well done girl....well done.

Celebrity foot countdown #3

I tell you my reader Emma Watson came sooooo close to nailing a higher spot in the top twenty but landed at #3. Perhaps it was the hair that damaged her chances at a higher placing, or the whole Harry potter thing I couldn't wrap my head around. Yet there is no mistaking...the girl has serious feet.

Celebrity foot countdown #4

#4 Sara Jean Underwood. Who you say? Never mind just llok at those feet...well go on....look!

Celebrity foot countdown #5

Sofia Vagara Aye-yi-yi! This Modern Family MILF has some sweet feet. In fact Sofia is the total package, but the feet put her over the top...or is it over the bottom?
Anyhoo say hola to #5.

Celebrity foot countdown #6

Paz De La Huerta. Anyone who has watched Boardwalk Empire should agree Paz has great feet whether she's in the roaring twenties of in the present. She goes back to my earlier assessment of being "dirty sexy" and enough to earn her a lofty perch in the top twenty at #6.

Celebrity foot countdown #7

Shakira. I have to say not bad for a chick who dances as much as she does and I have to say I have been a fan for sometime...of the feet not the artist. Good enough to be my #7

Celebrity foot countdown #8

OK, here comes the outrage...What?!!! Jessica Alba is #8? Why isn't she much higher?

First, let me say Jessica has excellent feet and I enjoy them as much as the next man, however, in my opinion, there were too many slightly better toes. So I had to drop Jessica down to the number eight position. Doesn't make me want to avoid her naked feet any less it's just...a numbers game.