Happy Father's Day

 

Most awkward dad pictures ever.

Arrested Development Father's Day cards.

Game of Thrones names courtesy of your father.

April Fool's by the numbers

 

The 15 funniest April Fool's Day pranks.

The best internet April Fool's Day gags.

15 pranks you can do at home.

Happy St. Patricks Day

 

St. Paty's Day budget tips.

St Patrick's day quotes.

Remember last year?

Mom's day

The worst moms of 2012.

Mother's Day cards from superhero comics.

The tanning mom tumblr.

Pre Mom day mish mash

10 fool proof Mother's Day gifts.

The breast feeding too hard tumblr.

20 children's drawings of aliens.

Happy Easter

Easter Eggs

No, literally...Easter eggs.

The most terrifying Easter Bunny photos ever.

The last supper at a chain restaurant.

Luck has nothing to do with it.

Exploring some myths about St. Patrick's Day.

The 40 hottest girls of Celtic origin.

15 of the hottest Dutch women. What? The Irish need to get everything today?

Green with envy

25 photos of green beer.

Videos on how to pour Guinness correctly.

The dumbest things about St. Patrick's Day. Maybe not so envious after all.

Getting ready for the drinking

Beer jello shots anyone...

Top 10 drinking songs.

The 25 worst places to die...you know...if you drink too much.

Easter pondering

The 50 creepiest Easter Bunny photos of alltime.

Zombie Jesus.

Once again I give you...The Cadbury Creme Egg Catapult.

Easter may be over but.....

It's not too late for: Jesus- The Revenge!

Give the gift of love this Valentine's Day

The pussy pump. If that doesn't say I love you nothing will.

Christmas day by the numbers

What do you mean, "that's it for Christmas?" Christmas isn't over until I say, or the jolly fat dude sings, or I'm impaled by an icicle through the eye......AHHHHHHHHHH!


10 ugly-ass Christmas ornaments.

OK! OK! Back off St. Nick!

6 horrific pop-culture misuses of Santa Claus.

10 of the creepiest Santa Clauses.

5 unholiday movies.

Bonus link: Zombie gingerbread house.

All I got was this...

Damn Conan O'Brien yultide log.

He's alive!

6:30 AM

Santa Claus is not dead as reported earlier. It was a case of mistaken identity. The real St. Nick is alive and well outside of Los Angeles where his sleigh broke down again- thanks a lot Steve, of Steve's Auto Body and Sleigh Repair- lump of coal for you next year.

Currently Santa is making his way home to the North Pole as we speak. See you next year Santa.

Charting Santa's progress

A search is already underway to choose the next Santa Claus after the untimely demise of our beloved Father Christmas. The candidates to replace Old St. Nick are:

Larry "Pedo" Wilson




Lyle "Gas Guzzler" Jackson




Harry "Big Balls" Drubber




Moses "One Cylce" Gustaffson




Philip "Candyman" Johnson




Peter "Shagarific" Bergman



Cast your votes at inwiththenewsantaclausdude.com

Charting Santa's progress

3:21 AM

I am sad to report, Santa Claus is dead.

He was lynched and hung from a light post by rowdy protesters. He was told to bypass Detroit.

The old man will be missed.

Charting Santa's progress

1:31 AM



Santa has been taken into custody after a report of a, break & enter in Des Moines. Hopefully the matter will be resolved quickly and Father Christmas will be back on schedule.

Charting Santa's progress

Perhaps it was the bad gazpacho he had while delivering toys to the children of Mexico, but more likely, it appears Santa has been mugged. He was found in a New York subway, but appears to be OK, just shaken up from the ordeal.

One bag of toys was taken from the sleigh by the perpetrator- sorry in advance to the children of Cleveland.