Pottahawk 2013 Lesson #1

Pottahawk is just over a month away and it's time to start training now!

Never fear. Ol' Strange has sent along a very qualified teacher to show you every thing you need to know about that blessed day....enjoy.

 

 

Here ends the lesson.

You're welcome.

Pottahawk aftermath by the numbers.

The 25 funniest tan lines of all time.

5 horrific parasitic worms.

10 instances of penicide.

Sadly missed

That's right children. For the first time, in I don't know how many years, I will be missing the blessed event known as Pottahawk. Ol' Strange will do his best to bring you the cool and the best of this year's gathering.

Getting ready for Pottahawk

Here are some links to get you in the mood.

56 sexy butts on a boat. If one of those butts should happen to fall....55 sexy butts on a boat is all.

14 disgusting photos of back hair art.

Shots of apple flavored horse semen anyone?

OK, so maybe it won't put you in the mood.

Getting ready for Pottahawk

How to dress for Pottahawk #1

Many think a simple bathing suit, shorts, or bikini is the way to go, but if you really want to stand out you need to set yourself apart from the masses. That's why I suggest Furries. They may be a little heavy if they get wet, but they offer the perfect anonymity.


And if you're wondering what the hell I'm talking about, you need to watch this....

Pottahawk 2011

It's all here my friends...well not today obviously, but soon....very soon.

Sad Keanu spottings at Pottahawk

Sad Keanu spottings at Pottahawk

Sad Keanu spottings at Pottahawk

Sad Keanu spottings at Pottahawk

Watch for Sad Keanu at Pottahawk

Sad Keanu goes to Pottahawk

To all those who sent your messages, money and inspiration, Sad Keanu thanks you and will see you at Pottahawk. If that doesn't cheer him up then there is no hope for the poor sad bastard.

Almost there for sad Keanu

Your dollars are making a difference to get Sad Keanu to Pottahawk.

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Time is running out for Sad Keanu

Your donations are needed to make sure he gets to Pottahawk.

Sad Keanu needs your help

Send him to Pottahawk.

I'll be at Pottahawk with my johnson

How about you?


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