Showing posts with label New Releases. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New Releases. Show all posts

Friday, December 21, 2007

New release this week

This gift giving season why not give the gift that says, "I'm not really crazy about your sorry ass......in fact, I'm hoping I don't have to see you again until next Christmas if ever!" Give them, Happy Holi-dee by Lenny Dee

Friday, December 14, 2007

New release this week

Not since Abba have I been this scared.

Friday, December 07, 2007

New release this week

Lately friends, I've had a hard time focusing- too much racing through my mind I guess? That, mixed with recent health problems, womanizing, excessive boozing, and Chinese Buffet binging, have made me a sad state.

If you're like me then perhaps you need this album to help return you to a peaceful centre.

From the same people who brought you "Teaching Spanish to Your Dog", and, "Yoga for Gay Bikers", and "Kanye West- Man or Myth", I give you "Breathing Exercises in Asthma and Bronchitis".

Don't know how it'll help for the womanizing, excessive boozing, and Chinese Buffet binging, but it's worth a shot and it's already given me ideas for what I want to do to my hair.

Friday, November 30, 2007

New release this week


Suddenly, I'm no longer nervous about performing tonight.

Friday, November 23, 2007

New release this week

The Frivolous Five- Sour Cream and Other Delights.

As long as there isn't a cup involved. Because if there is, they're going to need a bucket.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Double your new release pleasure

First off we have Pump Pump by Fredi and Friends. I guess that's Fredi, bottom middle?



Looks like the Friends should have dumped dour Fredi for mutton chop Harry. He looks like a much happier fellow.

Friday, November 09, 2007

New release this week

Oh man......just when I thought Private Sector had a decent shot at a comeback Roger puts out a new album. How can we compete?

Friday, November 02, 2007

New release this week

In honour of Private Sector's return to the stage this weekend stateside, I thought a visit to the glory days might be necessary, so, once again Private Sector's Senseless. Now there's some good listening.

Alright, which one of you just said, "thought Halloween was over?"

Friday, October 26, 2007

New release this week

I searched high and low for the creepiest, Halloween release I could find. This is by far the winner and I actually lost sleep last night thinking about it.

Harry and Terry Live.......Yeah, I'll just bet that creepy puppet is live.

Friday, October 19, 2007

New release this week

This week: Heavy Petting Zoo by NOFX.

You know, it's times like this I wish I was a vegetarian.

Friday, October 12, 2007

New release this week

This week I recommend: The World of Joseph Cooper.



I think this guy was a member of the Green Party who lost in his riding so buy his album.

Friday, October 05, 2007

New release this week

This week I recommend Jo Calypso- He He Nick...whatever the fuck that means? Say isn't that one of Britany's kids?

Friday, September 28, 2007

New release this week

This week I needed something to depict the serenity of GIGC and my new surroundings. I chose: Lots of Love and Peace by Happy Louie, Julcia and the boys.

That might as well be GIGC, myself and our crazy friends OBJ, OKD, Bob Noxious, Stains, Trber Enots, why even the Mayor who very well could be holding the accordion.

Friday, September 21, 2007

New release this week



Honestly I'm at a loss for words.

Friday, September 14, 2007

New release this week

I can't help thinking after witnessing a few things this week. Britany Spears needs a new publicist, or spin doctor, or both. Someone to help her get her timing and confidence back. To use her poor performance at the MTV awards and turn it into a giant marketing tool. She needs the same guy who advises Osama or these guys: D- Drifters- Polka N' Fun. Then all will be right with the world again.

Just look at them.

That's supreme confidence my friends.

Friday, September 07, 2007

New release this week

Up to this point in your lives most of you have avoided shoving long metal spikes into your eardrums, but now Gary Dee Bradford- Sings for you and you and you....Oh and I can't forget you. Maybe Pavarotti wasn't so bad?



WILL YOU STOP FUCKIN' LOOKING AT ME KID!!!!!

Friday, August 31, 2007

New release this week

It is a sad day for Jose. He has been crying on the couch. I Pedra, must speak now for Jose. His favorite performer of all time has just died. Poor Jose. Please help Jose by getting and listening to: Cha Cha Billy May.

Now that Cha Cha is gone, Jose's 'Cheeee!' will not be the same.

Friday, August 24, 2007

New release this week

Given the events of yesterday, I'm not sure I should be posting today. I can't run forever, but I can take precautions like change my name.....That's it!.....Goodbye Chris Strange. Say hello to....Jose Marrone! Cheeeee!

Friday, August 17, 2007

New release this week

In keeping with the theme this week, I recommend: Boned- Up at the Crack.

Friday, August 10, 2007

New release this week

With the Taste of the Danforth on this weekend I'm left to ponder my good fortune of not living in that area and having idiots cut off access to my driveway, urinate on my flower bed, and have sex on my front porch. However I still feel the pull to the sweet burning smells of souvlaki and so will you with this next recommendation: Ultimate Spinach by The Box. And to think Sector was supposed to open for them once....*shudder*