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Monday, September 05, 2011
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Saturday, August 20, 2011
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Monday, July 26, 2010
Amazing yard sale finds
It's been a while since I was able to tread the streets on weekends looking for the really sweet deals, but this weekend I made the time and just look at what I came up with.
Canadian Grade A Meat Hat:
Price: $2.99
OK, how cool is that? Even if I just grilled this baby up, I'm not going to find a better deal in the supermarket, considering the amount of meat I got. The biggest problem I had was keeping the flies off while I walked home.
Expensive vase clock:
Price: $8.50
How could I not buy it? Originally they wanted $15 but I talked them down. Sure the clock only has one use, like the meat hat, but come on!
2- count'em 2 rocket shells fully loaded and they threw in the flamingo at no extra charge.
Price: $16.00 a piece.
Who doesn't want to blow up their enemies? Well, I'm not different and at that price they were practically giving them away. Now I just need some way to drop these buggers and pound some idiots into submission. Maybe I'll just drive around with these babies in the flatbed for all to see. Forget HOV lanes, people will get out of the way.
Canadian Grade A Meat Hat:
Price: $2.99
OK, how cool is that? Even if I just grilled this baby up, I'm not going to find a better deal in the supermarket, considering the amount of meat I got. The biggest problem I had was keeping the flies off while I walked home.
Expensive vase clock:
Price: $8.50
How could I not buy it? Originally they wanted $15 but I talked them down. Sure the clock only has one use, like the meat hat, but come on!
2- count'em 2 rocket shells fully loaded and they threw in the flamingo at no extra charge.
Price: $16.00 a piece.
Who doesn't want to blow up their enemies? Well, I'm not different and at that price they were practically giving them away. Now I just need some way to drop these buggers and pound some idiots into submission. Maybe I'll just drive around with these babies in the flatbed for all to see. Forget HOV lanes, people will get out of the way.
Friday, July 16, 2010
Friday, July 09, 2010
Friday, July 02, 2010
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Friday, June 25, 2010
Friday, June 18, 2010
Friday, June 04, 2010
I have often wondered....
What if the Coen Brothers had a child with Quentin Tarantino and that baby grew up and made movies, what would the trailer look like?
Well, now I know. Thank you.
Well, now I know. Thank you.
Monday, January 25, 2010
Manly Monday again
Today we have the manliest of links for you to peruse.
The manly way to iron.
I really have to fart but I'm getting a B.J. flow chart.
The 11 manliest chicks in movies.
The manly way to iron.
I really have to fart but I'm getting a B.J. flow chart.
The 11 manliest chicks in movies.
Monday, January 18, 2010
Manly Monday
Today we explore why Germany is manly.
Fucked in two World Wars. Fucked in the Cold War. Have to cope with the French as a neighbor – and still the third largest economy in the world. Germany is Fucking Manly.
Germany is known for some of the manliest shit ever:
1. Oktoberfest: getting fucked out of your mind every day, and then fucking bitches every night. For an entire month. Makes Asher Roth’s little routine look like a bunch of ten year olds getting high on lemonade.
2. Germany is specifically known for having a country full of machines. It is common knowledge that the men in Germany cannot feel any emotion, and that anyone caught laughing is terminated.
3. Back in the day, when Germany was known as Prussia; it was said that ‘Prussia is not a country with an army, but an army with a country.’ Shit.
Ok, time for a history lesson for you stupid inbreds out there. In 1914, Germany started World War 1, one of the most devastating and horrendous wars that history had ever seen. They started raping everyone’s bitch asses, until it became a handicap-tornado-tag match. The combined might of Britain, France, USA and Russia firmly assfucked Germany. Without lube. Germany eventually gave in on November 11 1918. With 1,718,000 casualties. As if they hadn’t been fucked enough, they also got bitchslapped with the Treaty of Versailles – this meant that they had to hand over all of the finest German hoes, some land, 132,000,000,000 Reichsmarks in reparations and get rid of their army. Well Germany played along at first, and got doggy-styled by the Great Depression of 1928. Eventually, Adolf Hitler came to power in ’33, and he was just like, fuck that shit.
(on a side-note, I must confess that being controlled by Hitler was not very fuckin’ manly. In fact, the Germans shoulda raped his silly ass.)
In the end, they started ANOTHER FUCKIN’ WORLD WAR, and started raping Europe with their Giant German Dicks in 1939. Even though they had their army removed, they had built it up in secret. Using some Blitzkrieg tactics, the Germans lawnmowed through France, and the French being pussies- shat themselves. The takeover of Poland and France took just six weeks. I repeat: it took just 42 days for the Germans to have dominated most of Europe. The French had been bummed so hard, they were just like ‘Sacre Bleue, Monseiur Germany can I suck your dick?’ And the Germans were just like fuck yeah.
Germany was allied with Italy, who was a basically a heavy-flow tampon. Not only did the Germans have to defend ‘Fortress Europe’, they also had to trek around the world to help the Italians with some shitty skirmishes. It all went downhill, when the Germans did the cardinal mistake of trying to take over the Russians. Have they not heard of the Russian fucking Winter? Not only this, but the US had decided to gatecrash this party, and was just like sup bitches. Even though the Germans got their asses handed to them at Stalingrad, and were getting penetrated from both sides, they still managed to hold out another year.
After the war ended, Germany got treated like a gimp and split into two – East and West Germany – and the Berlin Wall was created. Although East Germany got absolutely jizzed on by the Communists, and their economy plundered; they were eventually reunited with the rest of Germany in August 23, 1989. Even after having being used as a tool for so long, they managed to get their act together. In just 15 years, they became the third largest economy in the world, the biggest pimp in the EU and a huge force in world politics. Now that is fucking manly.
Note: We do not condone the actions of Adolf Hitler.
This post lovingly ripped-off from fuckingmanly.com
Fucked in two World Wars. Fucked in the Cold War. Have to cope with the French as a neighbor – and still the third largest economy in the world. Germany is Fucking Manly.
Germany is known for some of the manliest shit ever:
1. Oktoberfest: getting fucked out of your mind every day, and then fucking bitches every night. For an entire month. Makes Asher Roth’s little routine look like a bunch of ten year olds getting high on lemonade.
2. Germany is specifically known for having a country full of machines. It is common knowledge that the men in Germany cannot feel any emotion, and that anyone caught laughing is terminated.
3. Back in the day, when Germany was known as Prussia; it was said that ‘Prussia is not a country with an army, but an army with a country.’ Shit.
Ok, time for a history lesson for you stupid inbreds out there. In 1914, Germany started World War 1, one of the most devastating and horrendous wars that history had ever seen. They started raping everyone’s bitch asses, until it became a handicap-tornado-tag match. The combined might of Britain, France, USA and Russia firmly assfucked Germany. Without lube. Germany eventually gave in on November 11 1918. With 1,718,000 casualties. As if they hadn’t been fucked enough, they also got bitchslapped with the Treaty of Versailles – this meant that they had to hand over all of the finest German hoes, some land, 132,000,000,000 Reichsmarks in reparations and get rid of their army. Well Germany played along at first, and got doggy-styled by the Great Depression of 1928. Eventually, Adolf Hitler came to power in ’33, and he was just like, fuck that shit.
(on a side-note, I must confess that being controlled by Hitler was not very fuckin’ manly. In fact, the Germans shoulda raped his silly ass.)
In the end, they started ANOTHER FUCKIN’ WORLD WAR, and started raping Europe with their Giant German Dicks in 1939. Even though they had their army removed, they had built it up in secret. Using some Blitzkrieg tactics, the Germans lawnmowed through France, and the French being pussies- shat themselves. The takeover of Poland and France took just six weeks. I repeat: it took just 42 days for the Germans to have dominated most of Europe. The French had been bummed so hard, they were just like ‘Sacre Bleue, Monseiur Germany can I suck your dick?’ And the Germans were just like fuck yeah.
Germany was allied with Italy, who was a basically a heavy-flow tampon. Not only did the Germans have to defend ‘Fortress Europe’, they also had to trek around the world to help the Italians with some shitty skirmishes. It all went downhill, when the Germans did the cardinal mistake of trying to take over the Russians. Have they not heard of the Russian fucking Winter? Not only this, but the US had decided to gatecrash this party, and was just like sup bitches. Even though the Germans got their asses handed to them at Stalingrad, and were getting penetrated from both sides, they still managed to hold out another year.
After the war ended, Germany got treated like a gimp and split into two – East and West Germany – and the Berlin Wall was created. Although East Germany got absolutely jizzed on by the Communists, and their economy plundered; they were eventually reunited with the rest of Germany in August 23, 1989. Even after having being used as a tool for so long, they managed to get their act together. In just 15 years, they became the third largest economy in the world, the biggest pimp in the EU and a huge force in world politics. Now that is fucking manly.
Note: We do not condone the actions of Adolf Hitler.
This post lovingly ripped-off from fuckingmanly.com
Sunday, December 06, 2009
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Yard sale season coming to an end
But there is still time to pick up some spectacular deals. Just check out what I was able to pick up this morning.
Stress relieving Boobie Ball
Cost: $2.00
Touch it, squeeze it, love it!
I tell ya, I already feel more relaxed.
Some album I didn't want.
Cost: Free
The dude with the Boobie Ball actually begged me to take it...and...well...I really wanted that Boobie Ball.
Vagina Pendants:
The dude wanted $5 a piece, but I managed to get all four for $12.
Well, my Christmas shopping is done.
Stress relieving Boobie Ball
Cost: $2.00
Touch it, squeeze it, love it!
I tell ya, I already feel more relaxed.
Some album I didn't want.
Cost: Free
The dude with the Boobie Ball actually begged me to take it...and...well...I really wanted that Boobie Ball.
Vagina Pendants:
The dude wanted $5 a piece, but I managed to get all four for $12.
Well, my Christmas shopping is done.
Saturday, August 08, 2009
Amazing yard sale finds
It's been a shitty summer so far, but the yard sale hunting has been spectacular. Take a look at what I was able to pick up just this morning.
Poop in a can
Cost: $1.50
How could I pass this up?
Big Lebowski Last Supper poster
Cost: $0.75
I tried to get them down to 50 cents but was told "Nobody fucks with the Jesus."
Bathtub full of human brains
Cost: $10.00
The dude who sold me this was a bit creepy, but hell, when am I ever going to have the chance to buy a bathtub full of human brains again?
Poop in a can
Cost: $1.50
How could I pass this up?
Big Lebowski Last Supper poster
Cost: $0.75
I tried to get them down to 50 cents but was told "Nobody fucks with the Jesus."
Bathtub full of human brains
Cost: $10.00
The dude who sold me this was a bit creepy, but hell, when am I ever going to have the chance to buy a bathtub full of human brains again?
Monday, July 20, 2009
Amazing yard sale finds
This week I went looking for rare albums only. You'd be amazed at what I found.
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