WATN file #5

The Atomic Rockin' Riff Rooster

Instrument: Lead Guitar

Influences: Stevie Ray Vaughn, Da blues, grilled cheese, Converse All Stars.

Member from: 1985-1990 and a brief appearance in ghostly form at Sparky's Cove in Brewerton N.Y. Nov. 3rd, 2007.

Reason for leaving Private Sector: Beats me.

Favorite saying: "I was just going to call you."

Last known location: Look up......waaaaay up...north of Toronto and I'll call Rooster.

Rumor has it: All his Friday nights are booked.

WATN file #4

Michael Spencer Arsehole Party

Instrument: Drums

Influences: Welly boots, A spot of tea with a wee nip of whiskey.

Member: 5PM, Jun 3rd, 1990- 4:32:07 PM, Aug. 26th, 1990

Favorite saying: "If I got a spoon could I 'ave a taste of that Mate?" - "The guitarist is stepping on everyone else's dick Mate."

Left Private Sector....actually was told to leave....really was forced out......drop kicked into oblivion.

Last known location: "Just sittin' around the house with my balls hanging out Mate."

Rumor has it: Lives in a box underneath the Hog's Hollow overpass.

Just kidding Michael.....NO I"M NOT!......No really, no hard feelings........I hate you......No I don't................*cough* Imbecile!

WATN file #3

Demon Mucus

Instrument: Bass/ B.Vox

Private Sector member: 1990-91

Influences: Genesis, Yes, being an obnoxious prick.

Left band because we told him we were disbanding. *snicker*

Last known location: Key grip and musical composer for the movie "Deadly Amazon Chicks of the Deadly Amazon" and "Gut Chompin', Tobacco Chewin', Cannibal Kinfolk From Hell".

Rumor has it: Is starting a clothing line for really,really,really, really tall women.

WATN file #2

David Rhodes


Instrument: Guitar/B.Vox

Member from '94-....well...never actually a member of Private Sector. Played on the unreleased Primitive album in the mid 90's


Influences: Peter Gabriel, Talk Talk...I guess they'd have to be since he played with them.

Last known location: Continues to do session work, touring with Peter Gabriel and living quietly in the English country side.

Rumour has it: David is seeking litigation against me for posting this.

WATN file: #1

Welcome to Private Sector week at Strangedaze. Think of it as Grey Cup week except with out football, parties, and the Grey Cup. Well....without any hoop-la what-so-ever. Today and, subsequently, on following days we'll take a little trip down memory lane with former members of Private Sector.

Wally Cornfield


Instrument: Guitar/B.Vox

Member from '85-'86

Influences: Neil Young, corn (not the band, the vegetable), and flatulence.

Left Private Sector because the guys wouldn't work on the harmonies first.

Last known location: Salmon fishing in the B.C. Interior.

Rumour has it: Has been asked to replace Kevin DuBrow as the next singer of Quiet Riot.