Inexpensive Christmas gift ideas #3

A set of Granny pillows.

Sexual positions for the lonely and the loveless

I have often wondered... #2

Where I could buy "Fight Club" soap?




What ever happened to the porn that Grandma used to make?

What to do about my wife's freakishly large vagina?

Inexpensive Christmas gift ideas #2

Fashion in the hood.



Brings out the Gimp in us all.

I have often wondered.....

How long I would survive in a gay bar fight wearing only assless chaps?

What it would look like from the air if there was a zombie outbreak in Washington?

If I could accidentally attract women, how would I go about doing that?

Inexpensive Christmas gift ideas #1

The dick towel.



I don't know if that special woman in your life would like one as well, but you never know. "Merry Christmas Mom."

The sexual numbers

The 11 weirdest sex questions on Yahoo.

The top 10 rude pickup lines.

The 100 greatest celebrity yearbook photos. I know it's not sexual. So sue me.

Bonus link. How to tell if your friends have been watching porn on their computer today.

Pony on up

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Need help with that condom?

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Friday sexual photo bombs

Wait a minute. The flash didn't go off. uhhh...yes it did.



Smile Tracy. You too BJ.



Not that there's anything wrong with that.



Now that's what I call a tight end.



"There's a big system moving in that's going to dump quite a load on us."

Thursday by the numbers

6 people who faked their own death for stupid reasons.

The best South Park celebrity take-downs. You tell me how many.

The 15 worst bootleg DVD covers.

The timeless wisdom of Quagmire

Go here.

Improbable trading cards #6

With a little help from my friends

This is too good not to post.

Thanks Bug.

Saturday free-4-all

Just a bunch of links to waste your time this fine Saturday.

Enjoy.

What the world would look like if the Internet disappeared today.

A collection of comb-overs.

They're back! Hot chicks with fists in their mouths.

The zoom quilt. Really you need to take a look at this to understand, what the hell?

Photo bombs

Improbable trading cards #5

Doubling the numbers

10 serious movie scenes with laugh tracks added.

x2

The 20 funniest Ebay auctions.

x2

The 40 funniest tabloid headlines of all time.

Animal photo bombs

I tink I taw a pooty tat

Do you like how I tied this in to animals?

Actually today's post is all about tattoos.

Here are some helpful ideas if you're thinking about inking.

Try tits and tats.

And in case this happens to you, here's one for the amputee.

Did you really need to know this?

Are you an animal lover? Do you really love animals?

I mean really, really, really love animals.

Then perhaps this link is for you.

OK, you don't love animals that much.

This week's gone to the dogs

All animals actually.

Sure it's November 2nd and by all rights, I should be turning my attention, like the department stores, to focusing on Christmas. However, I don't feel like breaking out the tinsel just yet. So, if it's a theme you need then let us pay homage to our magnificent pets. Hell, why not the entire animal kingdom.

To get you warmed up, here are 20 vids of animals attacking people on television.

Better late than never

I meant to post this link yesterday. It's all about making jello shots with a Halloween theme. But never fear, Christmas is coming and you can use them then.

Improbable movie trading cards #4