Mexican sensation, midget wrestler, The Masked Mauler has thrown his hat into the ring, (literally), hoping to be the next opening act on Private Sector's "Disputin' Rasputin Tour", after Frederick the Karaoke Cat was pulled off the tour when it was learned he had ties to terrorist organizations.
The Mauler believes he'd bring a Jim Rose Circus Sideshow element to the show and would complement Sector's performance.
The band could not be reached for comment.
Artist: The Masked Mauler
Where he's from: Tijuana, Mexico
Claim to fame: Once pile-drived Brutus the Barber Beefcake.
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