Your Xmas shopping days are numbered

It's Christmas time and it's one of the loneliest times of the year for some. So here are 10 signs you're lonely.

And if you're loney, you'll need these numerous inspirational movie messages.



10 scary Santas

Forget Christmas! Here are 5 cosmic events that could kill you before lunch. That's right. This shit could kill!

2 turtle doves

1 Partridge in a pear tree.