Happy Mudder's Day!

Here are some links for all you mudders out there.

Happy Mudder's Day!

Mutha's Day Out

And who doesn't remember the TV series Aladdin?

Get em while they're hot.

I guess the previous link must be for the Mudder's Day race?

Mudder's milk

Mother's Day?.....well that's something different altogether, but these links use words like "Bombdiggity" and stuff.

Now I got nothin'. I hope you're happy?.....Damn Maritimers!

Happy Moth...er's...Day!


And that doesn't include the sex

If mothers were paid for cooking, cleaning and caring for their families they could easily earn a six-figure salary, according to new calculations.

After asking 18,000 mothers to list their most common tasks such a cooking, cleaning and childcare, a salary compensation company determined the value of their job functions to calculate what they could earn if they were paid.

In Canada the 10 most popular jobs performed by a stay-at-home mother would equate to a C$125,000 ($124,280) salary, including overtime, and almost $75,000 for a working mother, in addition to her real salary.

I hope GIGC doesn't read this, or I'm in deep shit.


If only we knew back in WW2

BERLIN (AP) - A trio of packaged pythons has caused a scare at a German post office. Police in Darmstadt say the snakes were stuffed into a parcel that was handed in for mailing to eastern Germany. It contained two tiger pythons and an albino tiger python of more than 3 feet in length.

A post office worker noticed one of the reptiles on Thursday afternoon after it apparently bit through the package. Colleagues caught the snake and put it in an empty box. Police said Friday that officers then recovered two more snakes from the damaged parcel.

You know, I had a similar incident happen to me when I was in Germany, but it turned out my pants were just too tight.


That really bites

An elderly British woman said she is glad the truth is out since she was found innocent of biting off her neighbor's finger during a spat about flowers.

Pamela Fox, 66, was accused of biting off the finger of neighbor Marija, Four-Fingers, Andric, 51, in a fit of rage concerning her garden, the Daily Telegraph reported Thursday.

Andric said Fox banged on her door and accused her of ruining flowers along the border separating their Maidenhead, England, homes before biting off her finger and running away.

Man.....Don't mess with them Mudders.


Skulduggery

Three teenagers were arrested after two of them told police they dug up a secluded grave north of Houston, removed the skull from the coffin and converted it into a marijuana bong.

Were they already high or something?

Police found a grave in the city of Humble that had been disturbed, but were still investigating the rest of the teens' story, Houston police Sgt. John Chomiak said.

Kevin Wade Jones, 17, and Matthew Richard Gonzalez, 17, both of Kingwood, were arrested Wednesday night and were being held on misdemeanor charges of abuse of a corpse, Chomiak said.

I guess there's new meaning for getting a boner.


So that's where the echo has been coming from

It's a happy Mother's Day for an Arkansas woman - she's pregnant with her 18th child.

Michelle Duggar, 41, is due on New Year's Day, and the latest addition will join seven sisters and 10 brothers. There are two sets of twins.

Her vagina is loving referred to as "Stretch Armstrong" by her husband I'll bet.

Cross-posted on Mitchieville