Tour de force

Private Sector announced their long-awaited, "Two in the Pink, One in the Stink Tour", the itinerary includes the following dates:

June 3rd, "The Crooked Dick", Yahookitzville, North Dakota
June 5th, "Wooster Square", Wooster Ohio
June 7th, "Yungling's", Yipsilante, Michigan
June 10th, "The New Stinky Pete's", Jiso, New York
June 11th, "The Skinny Atlas", Skaneateles, New York
June 12th, "Try My Brownies", Central Square, New York
June 14th,15th, "Guns, Guns, Guns", Waco- Texas
June 18th, "The Pissed-off Mexican", Eureka, California
June 21st, "Dribbles", Yuma, Colorado
June 24th,25th "The Grand Passaglia", Spuzzem, B.C.
June 27th, 28th, 29th "The Maple Ridge Music Festival(side stage)", Maple Ridge, B.C.
July 1st, 2nd, "Middle of the Road", North Haverbrook, Alberta
July 4th, "Fred's", Fred, Sask.
July 6th, "Flap Jack's", Flin Flon, Manitoba
July 9th, 10th, "Sue, Look Out!", Sioux Lookout, Ont.
July 12, 13th, "The Pontoon", Pottahawk, Ont.
July 16th " The South West Corner", Punkydoodles Corner, Ont.
July 18th, 19th, "Side By Each", Kazabazua, Quebec
July 26th, 27th, 28th, at "Tea & Biscuits", Bath, England
July 30th, "Where the Cat's Meow", Stonehenge, England
Aug 2nd, The Reading Festival, "Chapters/Indigo", England
Aug, 6th, "Hmmm...mya, mya", Antwerp, Belgium
Aug 8th, 9th, "Jesus Toast", Graz, Austria
Aug, 12th, 13th, "Wienersnitzles", Sindlefingen, Germany
Aug 20th, "In some field"- Addis Ababa, Ethiopia.
Aug 27th, "The Dead Tourist", Laplata, Argerntina.

Advance ticket sales for Amex front of the line start Friday April 4th 10:00 AM

Tickets $4, $6, & $9.50 with a $14.00 service charge.

All U. S. dates will feature the band "Itchy Down South" in support. Wally Cornfield and "No Big Deal", will be on board for the B.C. shows and "Chocolate Theme Cake 7", will be on the bill for the rest of the tour which opens and closes with a pair of dates in Toronto May 30th, 31st at the Opera House and Sept, 5th, 6th, at the Pizza Pizza on the Danforth. Why? Because Torontonians will pay to see anything twice and are such April fools.