More X-mas toy ideas

With the American Thanksgiving on the horizon and Black Friday looming just beyond, the holiday free-for-all will soon be on us like an invasive sexual disease. To help you navigate through the festive shoving to the unique , yet bizarre gift for your child, I offer the following suggestions.

Gut Fish

Ever play Operation as a kid? This is the same thing except instead of wanting to be a doctor your child will want to be a sushi chef.....or murder you while you sleep.



Hazmat Toy

What better way to teach your child about the world we live in? Not to mention the lead-tainted toys from China.



Poop Shoot

I don't think I need to say any more, except this comes from Japan, and you may not get murdered in your sleep after all.



Ram it! Ram it! Ram it!
Ram it up your poop shoot......