It's green and it's mean

Still having trouble getting into the Christmas vibe even though you've been swamped with advertisments since late October? Well, I'm here my friends. I want to make your yule tide experience complete and pleasurable.

The first thing you need to make the eggnog course through your Scrooge-like inards, is the appropriate tree. May I suggest artificial? And not just any artificial tree but the "Hulk Smashin' Spruce", holiday tree.

It has everything you need, from the official purple Hulk tree-base, to the angry Hulk tree top. I don't suppose you'd be very happy either with a tree sticking out of your ass?

Anyway, it's all here if you want to check out the particulars.