Green with envy

25 photos of green beer.

Videos on how to pour Guinness correctly.

The dumbest things about St. Patrick's Day. Maybe not so envious after all.

Celebrity foot countdown #13

Christina Aguilera #13...not a big fan, in fact not a fan at all. However, her feet? If I could put them on someone else like...I don't know Ashley Judd...or Judd Nelson for that matter...not that you would because that would look stupid...on Judd Nelson that is, not Ashley Judd, but I digress. C.A.'s feet are here for a reason, because they speak to me where the rest of that wretched woman don't. You're #13 Christina...yeah...you're welcome.

Horder's wish list #15

Getting ready for the drinking

Beer jello shots anyone...

Top 10 drinking songs.

The 25 worst places to die...you know...if you drink too much.

Tuesday by the numbers

10 tattoos guys should never get.

The 10 most offensive songs in music history.

The 7 deadliest things most people survive.

You're going to hell #9

Sunday sports numbers

The greatest athletes to wear each jersey number.

The top 10 notorious sports interviews.

Spits, slaps, sucker punches: a tribute to the dirtiest moments in sports.

You're going to hell #8

Ordering off the menu.

Celebrity foot countdown #14

Like Renee Zellweger, Anne Hathaway used to occupy a spot much higher in my top 20, but has slipped out of the top 10.

Those rolls of a lifetime apparently take a toll on your feet eventually, yet, Anne still owns some beautiful digits so I won't be putting her into the banana-tree-climbing category just yet.

I imagine she'll be in the top 20 for a while longer.

Horder's wish list #14

Mid week numbering

The 50 greatest movie freak outs of all time.

The 5 weirdest reasons we have sex according to science.

25 goats riding on horses.

The Tuesday Tumblr

Bad postcards.

Tea Party Jesus.

70's blowjob faces.

Useful, or useless links

The funniest wedding anouncements. You mean like Dickens/ Syder?

A guy playing catch with his dog. It's not what you think.

The dirtiest street intesections of all time. You mean like Dickens/ Syder?

You're going to hell #7

Sunday sports numbers

The power ranking of the 100 best team logos of all time.

The 50 nastiest insults in sports.

The 15 most impressive free-throw distractions.

Celebrity feet countdown #15

It really pains me to put any Kardashian in the top twenty, but let's face it...they have nice feet.

So I will compromise by putting Khloe's foot up with out a head shot, after all, she is the best of that brood in the foot department. That seems fair and will keep me from screaming.

I guess it's the same way I'd feel if Britney Speers, Lindsay Lohan or Miley Cyrus were here, but thankfully they've all beat the hell out of their feet over the past few years and dropped from contention.

Horder's wish list #13

useful, or useless links

Face swap.

What to expect when expecting an Apocalypse.

Clown portraits.

You're going to hell #6

My little pony centipede?

The Mayans were right #3