Where were you at 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9?

Yesterday brought a rare occurrence that only happens a couple of times a century. Yet, you might have missed the moment. You see, it was here and gone in a second.

At precisely 12:34:56 PM of the seventh month, on the eight day, of the ninth year of the new millennium, the numbers lined up from 1 to 9.

OK, you may now resume you daily activity.

BTW I was stuck in traffic. Something to tell the grandkids.

More koobzie anyone?

Tuesday's post brought quite a lot of interest concerning the koobzie not only as an adequate transport for your booze of choice when navigating the waters of Pottahawk, but a wonderful floatation device that might just save your life, or if it doesn't, you'll at least die smiling.

So here are some more examples of the Boob koozie, or Koobzie.

Getting ready for Pottahawk: step 5

Choose an appropriate floatation vessel to carry your booze.

The standard transport:




The Dingy:




The Bubba booze export:




The Boo man servant:




The Boo man group:




The penis colossus:




The Koobzie a.k.a. the Boob Koozie:

Pottahawk next Sunday

That`s right friends the day of everything that is good in this world will all come together in less than six days from now. I hope you will make an extra effort to prepare youself for the ultimate party.

For the seasoned veterans- you already know the drill.

For you Green-horns, it is important to pay attention to these pages for helpful tips and stratagies in making you Pottahwak experience the best day ever.

Getting ready for Pottahawk: step 4

Forget the beer. Forget the food. You need to check and make sure you have unique head gear that will set you apart from everyone else.

T-shirts for Pottahawk 2009 double shot

Getting ready for Pottahawk: step 3

Make sure your boat is loaded with a gaggle of females who love to frolic.



and who look good coming as well as going.

What's the furor about the Fuhrer

Once again Hitler shows up to express his condolences. This time for MJ.

Bikinis for Pottahawk piss-up 2009

Getting ready for Pottahawk: step 2

Make sure you have wicked tunes, like this one, to blast out your speakers when you get to the point.

Great moments in Pottahawk history #7

1994: The gloved one, king of pop Michael Jackson, displays his vocal talents while a guest on a boat called "Young Buoys".

A gap to be minded

In preperation for their opening spot on tour with Private Sector's Disputin Rasputin Tour 09, Mind The Gap, or MTG for people who can't be bothered saying "Mind The Gap", will play a sold out gig at Jax Filling Station in Oshawa tonight.

Great moments in Pottahawk history #6

1978: Farah Fawcett shows up to party.

Getting ready for Pottahawk: step 1

Put the boat in the water.


Failed Launch Capsizes Yacht - Watch more Funny Videos

Great moments in Pottahawk history #5

2001 Ed McMahon gets his drunk on and eyes the ladies.

I've been remiss

Sorry my Pottahawk brethren, I seem to have let the week slip away without so much as a peep to the blessed day that is Pottahawk 2009.

I could blame it on any of a number of factors:

a) I'm distraught over the death of Ed McMahon
b) I'm distraught over the death of Farah Fawcett
c) I'm distraught over the death of Michael Jackson

However the truth is, the week just got away from me, that is all.

Tune in tomorrow and I'll try to have some juice.

It's a classic

I love this for Father's Day

Cool Father's Day gifts to set you apart from the rest

Or how about one of those rediculous canned burgers?

Father's Day by the numbers

Last week I blew my wad on the whole Father's Day thing beleiving it was indeed Father's Day. Then I'd found out I'd jumped the gun by a week. Shame on me.

So in restitution I'm posting a more Father's Day shit to make up for it. Enjoy.

10 things to get Kim Jong Il for Father's Day.

The 10 best dad moments in movies.

10 movies made better by Dumb and Dumber.

This time for sure