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Celebrity foot countdown #2

It's a big bang from #2 Kaley Cuoco. Although she is slightly cross-eyed, her feet make up for any shortcummings landing her in the runner-up position. Well done girl....well done.

Sunday sports numbers

The dirtiest hits from round 1 of the Stanley Cup playoffs.

The 15 best Stanley Cup championship rings.

The 20 most flagrant fouls of the last year.

Saturday by the numbers

The 10 most satisfying cases of hecklers getting destroyed.

The 20 funniest photos ever according to Google.

25 pictures of dogs photo-bombing.

Useless, or useful links

Kenny Powers insults you for 2 minutes. I can't think of a better way to end the week, can you?

Game of Thrones the drinking game.

Awkward merit badges.

Numbers

25 grannies with guns.

The 5 funniest Twitter concepts.

The 50 funniest wedding photos of all time.

Stupid library books #6

Celebrity foot countdown #3

I tell you my reader Emma Watson came sooooo close to nailing a higher spot in the top twenty but landed at #3. Perhaps it was the hair that damaged her chances at a higher placing, or the whole Harry potter thing I couldn't wrap my head around. Yet there is no mistaking...the girl has serious feet.

The new blogger sucks ass!

So I go to do my weekly posting, except everything is fucucked. The old blogger I'd been oh-so-familiar with had suddenly dissappeared. The posts that I so miticulously scheduled for daily viewing were nowhere to be seen. And I found myself in endless circles trying to correct that which I should not have had to spend time on.

Time and time again when someone sets out to build a better mouse trap the end up pissing everyone off except the mice. The old format I was comfortable with. I could easily build my posts for the week and navigate through the edits and pages. Now...I'm just frustrated.

Sure, somewhere down the line I'll probably be able to whip through these post the same way I'd grown accustomed to with the older method. But right now, I don't even want to try. Thanks for nothing Blogger.

Sunday sports numbers

The 50 hottest ice girls of the NHL playoffs.

The 50 most polerizing players in sports.

The most dispicable acts in sports.

Stupid library books #5

Celebrity foot countdown #4

#4 Sara Jean Underwood. Who you say? Never mind just llok at those feet...well go on....look!

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The worst things for sale.

The funniest foreign translation s of American movie titles.

Hollywood rock conspiracies.

Stupid library books #4

Celebrity foot countdown #5

Sofia Vagara Aye-yi-yi! This Modern Family MILF has some sweet feet. In fact Sofia is the total package, but the feet put her over the top...or is it over the bottom?
Anyhoo say hola to #5.

Monday by the numbers

15 amazing roles almost played by Nicolas Cage.

The 10 deadliest occupational diseases.

13 of the most brutal cheerleading fails.

Sunday sports numbers

50 amazing pictures of professional athletes getting shit-faced.

The 50 most awkward moments in sports.

20 of the most impressive records in sports.

Stupid library books #3

You're going to hell #15

Celebrity foot countdown #6

Paz De La Huerta. Anyone who has watched Boardwalk Empire should agree Paz has great feet whether she's in the roaring twenties of in the present. She goes back to my earlier assessment of being "dirty sexy" and enough to earn her a lofty perch in the top twenty at #6.

Stupid library books #2

Numbers and such

25 things you say during sex and what you really mean.

The dumbest sex advice from the 1960's.

10 ways to ask her out.

LiLo gone in 60 seconds

As if Monday wasn't bad enough.

Sunday sports numbers

25 athletes who have absolutely lost their mind.

The 50 hottest baseball WAGS of 2012. Why? Because it's baseball season.

The 100 most heated rivalries in sports.

Celebrity foot countdown #7

Shakira. I have to say not bad for a chick who dances as much as she does and I have to say I have been a fan for sometime...of the feet not the artist. Good enough to be my #7

You're going to hell #14

Happy Easter

Easter Eggs

No, literally...Easter eggs.

The most terrifying Easter Bunny photos ever.

The last supper at a chain restaurant.

You're going to hell #13

numb numbers.

8 of the dumbest diets people actually fell for.

20 videos of comedians vs hecklers.

24 cosplay fails and 1 win.

Like I said yesterday...it's a numbers game

10 straight hours of Darth Vader breathing for absolutely no good reason whatsoever.

15 photoshop pictures you have to laugh at.

10 dog buying mistakes. #11- not adopting. #12- getting one that breathes like Darth Vader.

Celebrity foot countdown #8

OK, here comes the outrage...What?!!! Jessica Alba is #8? Why isn't she much higher?

First, let me say Jessica has excellent feet and I enjoy them as much as the next man, however, in my opinion, there were too many slightly better toes. So I had to drop Jessica down to the number eight position. Doesn't make me want to avoid her naked feet any less it's just...a numbers game.

Stupid library books #1

New month numbers

5 mind-blowing things found in our solar system.

14 ways to take a trip without taking LSD.

25 ridiculous roadside attractions.

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The bizarre hoaxes gallery.

Eat a bag of dicks.

Forget Angry Birds, here is Angry Turds.

Sunday sports numbers

The 100 ugliest people in sports.

20 hottest WAGS in sports movies.

The biggest brawls in sports history.

The Myans were right #4

This is the whole reason why I watch Game of Thrones

Hitler recaps season 1 of GofT

Simpson's Game of Thrones

Game of F'n Thrones!

Celebrity foot countdown #9

Katherine McPhee...the Katherine McPhee from American Idol, not the Katherine McPhee who plays opposite what's-her-name on that new show "Smash". And I'm sure Katherine McPhee has the same wonderful feet now as she did then, it's just that I don't waste my time on such dribble. That said Katherine McPhee #9.

You're going to hell #12

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The best bottled water commercial ever!

What no more links?

Trust me, it's all you need today.

Celebrity foot countdown #10

Finally the top 10 and what a way to kick it off- a double shot.
Now I understand it's only supposed to be one at a time, but I kind of messed up and had too many feet left over to put into the ranks. As you know 110 toes don't go into 100 unless you're born with extra didgets. If that were the case then they most certainly would be at the other end of the spectrum.

OK...now that that's out of the way...I don't know word one about either of these girls other than they model,or something. I didn't expect models to rank so high up, but in this case I'm glad to be wrong. Both Tamara Ecclestone and Adriana Lima are deserving of their shared place at #10. Now if we could only get them to share a few more things all would be golden.

Movie numbers

50 most hated movies ever made.

The 50 most absurd translations of film titles.

The 15 most baffling movie titles.

You're going to hell #11

Sunday sports thing

The best rage faces in sports. I'll bet Sean Payton's pic is in there now.

The most provocative pictures in sports. I bet Sean Payton's pic is in there now.

The 20 most exotic hotties in sports. I bet Sean Payton...hey, wait a minute!

Celebrity foot countdown #11

Olivia Wilde #11- "This one goes to eleven", to borrow a Spinal Tap phrase and Oliva is here more so, because of her total package than the feet alone. All her bits complement each other and the feet are simply the dessert after a very satisfying buffet. Plus I can't remember her ever being in something where she jammed her poor feet into pumps, so that helps her maintain the #11 status.

The weekend numbers

The 20 most inappropriate shadows.

20 pictures that prove you have a dirty mind.

20 awesome tricked-out Harleys.

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Every Ichy and Scratchy episode.

Pets with owners eyes.

Human body myths.

You're going to hell #10

Japanese toilet paper! You sick bastards.

Celebrity foot countdown #12

Lea Michele #12- First off, I don't watch Glee, but if I did, which I don't, it would be for one purpose only- to catch a glimpse of Lea's beautiful feet. Now provided all that dancing doesn't get in the way of wrecking her ten toe display like a slack-jawed yokel ripping through a $3 pig steak, she should continue her assent to the top ten.

Horder's wish list #16

Sunday sports and stuff

The most over-hyped athletes in history.

A tribute to broken bones. Look away GIGC.

The 25 funniest sports ejections of all time. I said ejections!

Luck has nothing to do with it.

Exploring some myths about St. Patrick's Day.

The 40 hottest girls of Celtic origin.

15 of the hottest Dutch women. What? The Irish need to get everything today?

Green with envy

25 photos of green beer.

Videos on how to pour Guinness correctly.

The dumbest things about St. Patrick's Day. Maybe not so envious after all.

Celebrity foot countdown #13

Christina Aguilera #13...not a big fan, in fact not a fan at all. However, her feet? If I could put them on someone else like...I don't know Ashley Judd...or Judd Nelson for that matter...not that you would because that would look stupid...on Judd Nelson that is, not Ashley Judd, but I digress. C.A.'s feet are here for a reason, because they speak to me where the rest of that wretched woman don't. You're #13 Christina...yeah...you're welcome.

Horder's wish list #15

Getting ready for the drinking

Beer jello shots anyone...

Top 10 drinking songs.

The 25 worst places to die...you know...if you drink too much.

Tuesday by the numbers

10 tattoos guys should never get.

The 10 most offensive songs in music history.

The 7 deadliest things most people survive.

You're going to hell #9

Sunday sports numbers

The greatest athletes to wear each jersey number.

The top 10 notorious sports interviews.

Spits, slaps, sucker punches: a tribute to the dirtiest moments in sports.

You're going to hell #8

Ordering off the menu.

Celebrity foot countdown #14

Like Renee Zellweger, Anne Hathaway used to occupy a spot much higher in my top 20, but has slipped out of the top 10.

Those rolls of a lifetime apparently take a toll on your feet eventually, yet, Anne still owns some beautiful digits so I won't be putting her into the banana-tree-climbing category just yet.

I imagine she'll be in the top 20 for a while longer.

Horder's wish list #14

Mid week numbering

The 50 greatest movie freak outs of all time.

The 5 weirdest reasons we have sex according to science.

25 goats riding on horses.

The Tuesday Tumblr

Bad postcards.

Tea Party Jesus.

70's blowjob faces.