Wednesday, September 08, 2010
Tuesday, September 07, 2010
Monday, September 06, 2010
Sunday, September 05, 2010
Saturday, September 04, 2010
Friday, September 03, 2010
Wednesday, September 01, 2010
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Monday, August 30, 2010
Give me an "F"
For football that is. The NFL will be starting their new season soon and I thought it would be appropriate to post some sports numbers.
25 hilarious cheerleader fails.
The 10 funniest cheerleader bloopers. Isn't that really the same as the first?
The 25 worst nightmare moments in sports.
25 hilarious cheerleader fails.
The 10 funniest cheerleader bloopers. Isn't that really the same as the first?
The 25 worst nightmare moments in sports.
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Friday, August 27, 2010
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Monday, August 23, 2010
Awesome links to start your week
Starwars joga....you heard me Starwars yoga.
It's KFC's new Skinwich. That's right, just the skin.
The fart soundboard. Now you're set for the week.
It's KFC's new Skinwich. That's right, just the skin.
The fart soundboard. Now you're set for the week.
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Friday, August 20, 2010
Friday free-for-all
The chainsaw rocket launcher.
The joy of Satanism.
The secret gripe. Go on! You've had a tough week. Let it all out.
The joy of Satanism.
The secret gripe. Go on! You've had a tough week. Let it all out.
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Monday, August 16, 2010
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Saturday, August 14, 2010
666
6 reasons to ride a polar bear to work.
6 0f the creepiest things ever slipped into children's cartoons.
6 perceptions of the future from the past. Actually it's 7 but that would wreck the title now, wouldn't it?
6 0f the creepiest things ever slipped into children's cartoons.
6 perceptions of the future from the past. Actually it's 7 but that would wreck the title now, wouldn't it?
Friday, August 13, 2010
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Monday, August 09, 2010
Sunday, August 08, 2010
Saturday, August 07, 2010
Friday, August 06, 2010
Thursday, August 05, 2010
Wednesday, August 04, 2010
Tuesday, August 03, 2010
Monday, August 02, 2010
Sunday, August 01, 2010
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Numbers shaken not stirred
The 50 worst inventions.
69 ways to become James Bond. I guess the first way is to not use any of the above inventions.
The 10 best sword fighting scenes from movies. With video evidence...of course.
69 ways to become James Bond. I guess the first way is to not use any of the above inventions.
The 10 best sword fighting scenes from movies. With video evidence...of course.
Friday, July 30, 2010
It's been a long week
And you need to blow off some steam. Here are some links just for you.
Commuter contempt. Let all those other assholes on the road feel your rage! That's it. I can feel your anger. Now turn to the dark side....my young apprentice.
Funny masturbation tips.
A collection of pictures: birds wearing hats.
There now, don't you feel better.
Commuter contempt. Let all those other assholes on the road feel your rage! That's it. I can feel your anger. Now turn to the dark side....my young apprentice.
Funny masturbation tips.
A collection of pictures: birds wearing hats.
There now, don't you feel better.
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Monday, July 26, 2010
Amazing yard sale finds
It's been a while since I was able to tread the streets on weekends looking for the really sweet deals, but this weekend I made the time and just look at what I came up with.
Canadian Grade A Meat Hat:
Price: $2.99
OK, how cool is that? Even if I just grilled this baby up, I'm not going to find a better deal in the supermarket, considering the amount of meat I got. The biggest problem I had was keeping the flies off while I walked home.
Expensive vase clock:
Price: $8.50
How could I not buy it? Originally they wanted $15 but I talked them down. Sure the clock only has one use, like the meat hat, but come on!
2- count'em 2 rocket shells fully loaded and they threw in the flamingo at no extra charge.
Price: $16.00 a piece.
Who doesn't want to blow up their enemies? Well, I'm not different and at that price they were practically giving them away. Now I just need some way to drop these buggers and pound some idiots into submission. Maybe I'll just drive around with these babies in the flatbed for all to see. Forget HOV lanes, people will get out of the way.
Canadian Grade A Meat Hat:
Price: $2.99
OK, how cool is that? Even if I just grilled this baby up, I'm not going to find a better deal in the supermarket, considering the amount of meat I got. The biggest problem I had was keeping the flies off while I walked home.
Expensive vase clock:
Price: $8.50
How could I not buy it? Originally they wanted $15 but I talked them down. Sure the clock only has one use, like the meat hat, but come on!
2- count'em 2 rocket shells fully loaded and they threw in the flamingo at no extra charge.
Price: $16.00 a piece.
Who doesn't want to blow up their enemies? Well, I'm not different and at that price they were practically giving them away. Now I just need some way to drop these buggers and pound some idiots into submission. Maybe I'll just drive around with these babies in the flatbed for all to see. Forget HOV lanes, people will get out of the way.
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Friday, July 23, 2010
Inspirations for a Fried egg
Well, not really. Just a bunch of links, but you can still take inspiration from them.
The pillow tie. Yes! There is a God!
Banana envy. I think I'm becoming a religious man.
Rainbow bacon. That's it, I'm going to church.
The pillow tie. Yes! There is a God!
Banana envy. I think I'm becoming a religious man.
Rainbow bacon. That's it, I'm going to church.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
It's a 10
10 creative drug smuggling operations. But apparently not creative enough cause they got caught. Hey, I wonder if any involved smuggling inside a Mexican Midget wrestler? ugh....shudder to think.
10 legendary Mexican midget wrestlers.
Man, I need something else to envision.
10 different type of cleavage. Now, that's more like it.
10 legendary Mexican midget wrestlers.
Man, I need something else to envision.
10 different type of cleavage. Now, that's more like it.
Monday, July 19, 2010
The front fell off
I've been meaning to post this for sometime- months in fact- but something always came up. Be that as it may, this is still worth watching especially if you're a fan of Monty Python.
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Friday, July 16, 2010
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Monday, July 12, 2010
Hangover recovery by the numbers
The 9 most statistically terrifying days on the calendar.
The top 20 victory celebrations of all-time. Congratulations to World Cup Champions.....er...who won again?
10 of the strangest outdated sex beliefs.
The top 20 victory celebrations of all-time. Congratulations to World Cup Champions.....er...who won again?
10 of the strangest outdated sex beliefs.
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Gooooooooooal!
Some posts to help prepare you for today's soccer final in S.A.
First you will need your very own psychic octopus.
Secondly you need to know that Dutch porn star, Bobbi Eden, is offering all the followers of her site a blowjob if the Netherlands win on Sunday. Times-a-wastin'! Hurry and sign up!
You probably won't want to move from your chair when the game is on, so I recommend you buy your self some canwiches. Sandwiches in a can.
Finally, don't get distracted! Here to test your skill is 2 girls 1 World Cup.
If you're not into soccer then here are the 10 greatest celebrity farts caught on camera.
First you will need your very own psychic octopus.
Secondly you need to know that Dutch porn star, Bobbi Eden, is offering all the followers of her site a blowjob if the Netherlands win on Sunday. Times-a-wastin'! Hurry and sign up!
You probably won't want to move from your chair when the game is on, so I recommend you buy your self some canwiches. Sandwiches in a can.
Finally, don't get distracted! Here to test your skill is 2 girls 1 World Cup.
If you're not into soccer then here are the 10 greatest celebrity farts caught on camera.
Saturday, July 10, 2010
Tragic moments in Pottahawk history #7
In 1917 Lieutenant Charles "Stash" Jacotin, tried to buy the island with the intention of abolishing the yearly event and renaming Pottahawk, "Mustache Point". However, Stash was called to war before he could sign the final paperwork and was killed in action with the 2nd Calvary when his left testicle was impaled on a German bayonet. Definitely a tragic moment that proved favourable to the continuation of the annual July Piss-up.
Sad Keanu goes to Pottahawk
To all those who sent your messages, money and inspiration, Sad Keanu thanks you and will see you at Pottahawk. If that doesn't cheer him up then there is no hope for the poor sad bastard.
Friday, July 09, 2010
Thursday, July 08, 2010
Wednesday, July 07, 2010
Tragic moments in Pottahawk history #6
Canada's darling Mary-Lou McTaggert, who had set previous Guinness world records for, skipping rope, playing hopscotch and Largest Gumball insertion, decided to use the 1932 Pottahawk as a platform for her newest record assault- Longest time spent sitting on an over sized horseshoe suspended 100 feet above water.
The previous record was held by Norwegian Squeaky Squibbledebop at 7 days, 2 hours, 14 minutes, 21 seconds.
Unfortunate for Mary Lou, the rope holding the apparatus was not constructed from the most durable material. Her weight added to that of the horseshoe, had her tumbling toward her demise after only four seconds into her attempt.
The previous record was held by Norwegian Squeaky Squibbledebop at 7 days, 2 hours, 14 minutes, 21 seconds.
Unfortunate for Mary Lou, the rope holding the apparatus was not constructed from the most durable material. Her weight added to that of the horseshoe, had her tumbling toward her demise after only four seconds into her attempt.
Tuesday, July 06, 2010
Monday, July 05, 2010
Sunday, July 04, 2010
Tragic moments in Pottahawk history #5
It was a sad day back in July of 1951, when organizers of Pottahawk opened up the event for the first time to those willing to sponsor.
The move proved to be disastrous as the KKK stepped in and were the first to pony up the money, going as far as to guarantee a small carnival would be set up on the island for all those to enjoy. When word got out an all-out boycott led a Pottahawk that was attended by only a few hundred white hooded individuals.
The following year, both Coke and Goodyear were turned down in fear of further retribution.
The move proved to be disastrous as the KKK stepped in and were the first to pony up the money, going as far as to guarantee a small carnival would be set up on the island for all those to enjoy. When word got out an all-out boycott led a Pottahawk that was attended by only a few hundred white hooded individuals.
The following year, both Coke and Goodyear were turned down in fear of further retribution.
Saturday, July 03, 2010
Tragic moments in Pottahawk history #4
The great mud/flood of 86' not only washed out Pottahawk, it made it damn near impossible for people to even get near the event.
After torrential downpours for 39 consecutive days- which left it one short of being labeled "of Biblical proportions," Pottahawk had to be rescheduled to a time when the waters had subsided to a point the celebration could continue. It was the only time in the history of Pottahawk, that it was held in September.
After torrential downpours for 39 consecutive days- which left it one short of being labeled "of Biblical proportions," Pottahawk had to be rescheduled to a time when the waters had subsided to a point the celebration could continue. It was the only time in the history of Pottahawk, that it was held in September.
Friday, July 02, 2010
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