Passing the time on the last day

One from my friend Jen: Damn you auto-correct.

Epic injuries. I should have posted this one for Black Friday.

Fear and loathing in her vagina. Well, I did say I was going to post 25% more vagina.

Creepy-eyed-rape Woody #6

Sports to the nines

9 reasons we love Thanksgiving Day NFL games.

9 unexpected attacks from angry athletes.

The 9 most badass and possibly insane sports of all-time.

And if you're still wondering why the Grey Cup is of no interest south of the border, here's a good indication why. We don't care of business. Too bad BTO didn't play Culture Club's "I'll Tumble For You" in their rehearsal.

He's always with you #20

BFF aftermath

Black Friday Forever!

The 10 craziest Black Friday videos of all-time.

10 bizarre cases of mass hysteria.

...and in related news: this is what it probably looked like yesterday...



...and in further related news: this is what it probably looked like if Nick Cage went out shopping yesterday...no wonder he's Oscar worthy...

Black Friday by the numbers

11 of the most bad-ass last words ever uttered.

25 of the dumbest warning labels.

13 memorable movie amputations.

It's the thanks that keeps on giving

Thanksgiving turkey cake. Yum!

Mid week intermission

Creepy-eyed-rape Woody #5

Early X-mas gift ideas

Lollipops shaped like vulvas.

Useful or useless links

Stuff you should know about the Illuminati. But then I have to kill you.

mmmmound

Comedy cookies.

Number 9...number 9...number 9

9 sports team logos that need to be brought back.

The 9 most hateable teams in pro sports.

The 9 next level high-fives.

He's always with you #19

Creepy-eyed-rape Woody #4

Pictures of bad parents...yet again #11

The late week numbers

10 incredibly misleading movie trailers.

10 awkwardly awesome greeting card moments.

10 of the craziest iconic deaths.

Creepy-eyed-rape Woody #3

Useful or useless links

It's Monday, so first thing you should do is go here and find out: What should I do today.

Keep calm-o-matic.

Is your fridge running?....well you better run and catch it, or watch it at least.

Pictures for bad parents...yet again #10

Sportly numbers

The 100 best sports mustaches of all time.

The 100 worst decisions in sports history.

32 teams- 32 girls: the hottest cheerleaders in the NFL.

He's always with you #18

Creepy-eyed-rape Woody #2

Pictures for bad parents...yet again #9

I see bread people

Bread people

Shit my cats type-the twitter page.

Penthouse letters that didn't make the cut.

The mid-week numbers

15 unusual sexually charged photos.

The 15 most common ways women try to look hotter on Facebook.

And....15 pictures of cats with guns.

Links you'll love to hate

The angry haiku tumbler.

Hater's world. Kind of says it all, don't it?

Hatecation tumbler.

Pictures for bad parents...yet again #8

He's always with you #17

Sunday sports numbers

The 20 funniest sports headlines.

The 50 most outrageous nut shots in sports history.

The 100 greatest sports movies of alltime.

Useful, or useless links

The McRib locator.

The lollyphile.

Awkward school pictures.

Someone's got a Woody

That's right if Toy Story has taught us anything , it's all children should have a creepy-eyed-rape- Woody for Christmas.

Pictures for bad parents...yet again #7

The mid-week numbers say it all

10 exciting alternate uses of the fleshlight.

10 Youtube videos of people doing condom tricks.

10 insane anti-masturbation devices.

Useful, or useless links

How to wrestle an alligator.

What every man should know about pocket knives.

How to tell if you've been cheated on.

Pictures for bad parents...yet again #6