Close Enough Guy #9

30 minute workout it's not

Sunday numbers yo

The top 10 Dennis Hopper movie roles. Cause he died yo.

The top 20 sports movies it's alright to cry at. Yup Dennis Hopper's in there.

10 instances of bears being awesome. Not stealing any picnic baskets, but hey...Denis Hopper's in there....or did I dream it?

Evel Knievel eat your heart out

Fun in numbers

The 100 funniest jokes ever.

13 price tags in bad places.

19 failed attempts at sexy album covers.

Know your penis

Close Enough Guy #8

That's just creepy

Celebrities as midgets.

People with uni brows.

Bizarre performance art.

Numbers for a holiday Monday

20 scary street performers.

25 pictures of meat creations. It's not what you think.

15 morally questionable children's toys.

Close Enough Guy #7

Lost without lost

So Lost ends tonight and if you're like me, never having watched the show then the following is all you need to get caught up.

Lost recap as presented by cats...in one minute.

That's interesting

The Nirvana Baby's interview at 19 years old.

Male rites of passage from around the world.

Liquid Mountaineering?

More Japanese awesomeness

Close Enough Guy #6

Crazy on the links

Just some links to pass the time.

The random YouTube video generator. You never know what you're going to get.

Meow Mania! It's exactly what it sounds like.

Still need to pass more time? Here are the first two chapters of Chuck Palahniuk's new book.

Lost in the numbers

Well here it is people, the last 10 seconds of Lost to wrap everything up....or at least how the series should end. There's 11 endings to choose from. Enjoy.

10 actors who were originally considered for famous movie roles.

15 great scenes that were unscripted.

Close Enough Guy #5

Lame green army guys #5

The WTF? I'm not even sure what the hell this guy is doing. Catching a fish? Setting up some bowling pins? Changing the batteries on a sex toy? I'm guessing someone will tell us he's loading some kind of Korean War-era artillery device, like the one that took out Sgt. Hulka in "Stripes." But with no artillery in my black box, he just looks like he's trying to get a Section 8. Worst army man ever.

Close Enough Guy #4

5 seconds

It's a ten

10 pet products that are a sign of mental illness.

10 inappropriate soundtracks.

10 of the best Hitler downfall parodies.

Lame green army guys #4

The dead guys. I've always wondered if these dead military personnel were included as some kind of anti-war message to kids. Maybe the liberal foreman in the army man manufacturing facility insisted on throwing one dead army man in each package to show that indeed, war was stupid. If an army man plant ever moved to Toronto, I'm guessing that all you would get is a bag of dead army men. And the Board of Supervisors would introduce a resolution requiring any toy manufacturers doing business in the city to include an equal number of picket-wielding anti-war protesters in the package.

Close Enough Guy #3

Close Enough Guy #2

Show us your movies

The 2010 Summer movie preview.

Think you can do better? Go write your own plot at Plotomatic.

Dumb movie ideas that Hollywood bought in to.

Lame green army guys #3

The radio operator. Considering that I had multiple army men wielding flame throwers and machine guns, you'll have to excuse me for not getting excited about the guy making a phone call, on what appeared to be a toddler's Fisher Price Little Chatter Telephone. I didn't see "Platoon" until a full decade later, so I had no idea that the radio army man might be doing something cool like calling in a napalm strike. I always figured he was ordering a pizza.

Amazing yardsale finds 2010 #2

Hairy Baby Doll

Cost: $2.50

Friends of ours just had a baby. Not knowing if it was going to be a boy or a girl, I figured I'd be safe with this purchase. Am I the best, or what!





WTF Goalie Mask Scary Ass Oxygenator Thing

Cost: Take it please!

If it doesn't work then perhaps it would make a good Halloween costume?





Toilet Putting Green

Cost: $6.50

Hey as long as I can get a hole in one, I won't be so worried about missing the bowl.

Close Enough Guy #1

Happy Mudders Day

Here are some motherly links for you.

25 of the hottest MILFs.

That is all.

Geesh! Maybe I should have got the flowers?

Ridiculous numbers

The 60 best mugshot tattoos.

The 8 most ridiculous potato guns.


12 of the most absurd break-up letters of all time.

Now that's just creepy

We haven't looked in to see what our Japanese friends have been upto lately.



Now, I'm sorry we did.

Lame green army guys #2

Marching infantry. Seriously, these guys are just asking to be shot. A large number of my remaining white German soldiers are marching in formation, presumably so the Indiana Jones villain in the hat on the right can point at the ground and order them into an ambush. (I know it's just a 2 1/2 inch tall piece of plastic, but can't you see Ralph Fiennes -- or maybe Guy Pierce -- playing him in the movie?) As a kid, I never had any question why the Germans lost World War II. Apparently, they never bothered to pull their guns off their backs.

Any interest in seeing what movies are coming out?

Well here are all the "so-called" blockbusters for the 2010 Summer season.....in one trailer.

Lame green army guys #1

As a kid I used to play with those small green plastic army dudes. It wasn't until I stumbled across a site on the net that I realized just how lame and obsolete some of those figures actually were. So over the next few weeks I will be presenting to you the lamest of the lame.

The mine sweeper. Even as a kid, this army man reminded me of the old guys who used a metal detector to find spare change on the beach at Wassaga. I realize that bomb detection units are more important than ever in the military -- war is a drug -- but I never had any use for this soldier. All my other army men were locked in mortal combat, and this ahole is looking for his car keys. I only have one mine sweeper left. I think most of them ended up getting a toaster oven court martial.

Can't laugh for cryin'

But I'll try.....




The 10 funniest Dane Cook stand-up moments.

11 hilarious Louis C. K. routines.

26 from the bathroom note hilarity division.

Amazing yard sale finds 2010

The unofficial yard sale season began in earnest last weekend and as an early bird/worm guy I was able to find some excellent deals. Just check these babies out.

Dog Fence Bubble: Allows your dog to see what's going on beyond your yard.

Cost: $4:25

Doesn't matter to me that; 1) I don't have a dog and 2) I need a new fence before I can install it.
I just thought it was cool, so I bought it.



Titanium Skip-Jumpers: Allows you to run faster, leap higher, or in other words become a Super Hero.

Cost: $27.00

Normally these babies go for $200.00 and up, but one of the jump sticks was missing so I got a sweet deal. I can't wait to try these things out and break my face.



Mobile Sleeping Bag: Now, never leave the comfort of your sleeping bag when you're camping.

Cost: $7.00 virtually brand-spanking new.

This was an impulse buy only because I had already purchased the Skip Jumpers and I had visions of using the two together.

It's a 10!

The 10 most ass-kicking brawls in sports history.

10 stoned celebs on Sesame Street.

The 10 most horrible amusement park accidents.