Saturday, October 31, 2009
Scary numbers extraordinaire
25 candies you don't want for Halloween.
25 of the scariest science experiments ever conducted.
The 20 most hilarious scare prank videos.
The 15 best horror movies.
10 of the weirdest horror movie theme songs.
The 15 most offensive Halloween costumes.
So much Halloween, so little time
Here are some interesting last minute links to enhance your Halloween experience.
How to make your very own zombie.
Forget your costume, it's time to think of what you're penis is going to wear for Halloween. Personally, I like the beer condom. It gives new meaning to have a drink on me, or I like a little head on my beer.
If Michael Myers was on Twitter.
How to make your very own zombie.
Forget your costume, it's time to think of what you're penis is going to wear for Halloween. Personally, I like the beer condom. It gives new meaning to have a drink on me, or I like a little head on my beer.
If Michael Myers was on Twitter.
Friday, October 30, 2009
Thursday, October 29, 2009
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Tuesday, October 27, 2009
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Saturday, October 24, 2009
Friday, October 23, 2009
Friday photo bombage
And this is how orange juice is made.
Perhaps he was just trying to find a phone booth?
Anyone seen Drag Me to Hell?
I'll take the sexy one who looks like Randy Bachman.
Pictures are always better when the moon is out.
What's with dudes always wanting to spoil group shots of girls?
Wait...why am I even asking this question?
Perhaps he was just trying to find a phone booth?
Anyone seen Drag Me to Hell?
I'll take the sexy one who looks like Randy Bachman.
Pictures are always better when the moon is out.
What's with dudes always wanting to spoil group shots of girls?
Wait...why am I even asking this question?
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Pumpkin carving 101
Not sure what to carve into your pumpkin this year? Afraid it will look like every other year; like your two-year-old carved it?
Well, over the next two weeks I will give you some ideas of images that will set your pumpkin apart from all the other simpleton jack-o-lanterns on the street.
In act, the kids will be so intrigued by your masterful work of art, you probably won't have to shell out any candy. OK, maybe just the candy with foreign objects embedded inside.
Psycho Pumpkin
Well, over the next two weeks I will give you some ideas of images that will set your pumpkin apart from all the other simpleton jack-o-lanterns on the street.
In act, the kids will be so intrigued by your masterful work of art, you probably won't have to shell out any candy. OK, maybe just the candy with foreign objects embedded inside.
Psycho Pumpkin
What pisses me off #4
Sunday, October 18, 2009
The first draft
So there you have it, the first draft of Hijacking Heaven. I realize I'm about 15,000words short of a, as of yet, workable novel, but it is, after all, a first draft.
I'll have plenty of time to pad it out, fix punctuation and be more vigilant on the spell check, in the coming months.
Yet, writing it was a different experience for me; a challenge, if-you-will. My first three books were all dealing with subjects I had a great deal of knowledge on, some based on personal experience and written in first person. Where as, Hijacking Heaven was a fly-by-my pants ride using third person and required a fair amount of research.
As far as endings go, this book was always meant to be the first part of two, or three books, depending on my ambition and I have already started work on bringing Graham Sheppard out of retirement for The Gryphon Virus.
However, before doing so, I'll probably return to lighter hearted fare. Finish off Johnny Trigger, or get rolling on the Thatch Memoirs.
Either way, for those who have shown the support in achieving my goal as a developing writer, I thank you.
I'll have plenty of time to pad it out, fix punctuation and be more vigilant on the spell check, in the coming months.
Yet, writing it was a different experience for me; a challenge, if-you-will. My first three books were all dealing with subjects I had a great deal of knowledge on, some based on personal experience and written in first person. Where as, Hijacking Heaven was a fly-by-my pants ride using third person and required a fair amount of research.
As far as endings go, this book was always meant to be the first part of two, or three books, depending on my ambition and I have already started work on bringing Graham Sheppard out of retirement for The Gryphon Virus.
However, before doing so, I'll probably return to lighter hearted fare. Finish off Johnny Trigger, or get rolling on the Thatch Memoirs.
Either way, for those who have shown the support in achieving my goal as a developing writer, I thank you.
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Where beauty eats brains
If you are really into the whole Halloween thing....and I mean really, really, really into it. Why not get yourself a copy of the Zombie Pin-up Calendar?
Friday, October 16, 2009
Photo bombs #3
Saturday, October 10, 2009
A long weekend by the numbers
13 alcoholic beverages you can make at home. I guess there's no need to buy candy for Halloween now?
10 reasons not to bring someone back from the dead.
30 of the most infamous ghost photos ever taken.
10 reasons not to bring someone back from the dead.
30 of the most infamous ghost photos ever taken.
Friday, October 09, 2009
Photo bombs #2
Thursday, October 08, 2009
Somehow it makes more sense
When he was a child, my buddy Bob Noxious claims this scene from Willy Wonka traumatized him for life. So in his honour, I'm posting it today....only backwards.
Is it just me, or were the dudes who did this movie on some serious drugs?
Is it just me, or were the dudes who did this movie on some serious drugs?
Tuesday, October 06, 2009
Halloween costume ideas
Optimus Prime: Good luck fitting into the costume unless you're six. And good luck getting around in it at any age.
Mac Guy: You think this is bad? You should see the one for PC.
Birth Costume: Could be as popular as going as Michael Jackson. I've seen these costumes everywhere; Walmart, Toys R Us, Shopper's Drugmart. Get them quick, they're going fast.
Mac Guy: You think this is bad? You should see the one for PC.
Birth Costume: Could be as popular as going as Michael Jackson. I've seen these costumes everywhere; Walmart, Toys R Us, Shopper's Drugmart. Get them quick, they're going fast.
Sunday, October 04, 2009
Halloween Costume 101
I hear the one costume that is expected to be a big seller this Halloween is, Michael Jackson. It makes perfect sense to me, other than the Thriller reference, the guy is dead, pumped full of zombie -like drugs, with tattooed eyebrows, lips, prosthetic nose and hair extensions.
It's got me re-thinking my costume choices. I might just buy in and go as Jacko Lantern.
However if you're like me on the best of years, you usually wait until the last minute to decide what to do. So, I will do my best to outline some costume ideas over the next few weeks to guide you to the choice that will make you the life of the party.
The Portal costume: Recommended for those who don't want to move around a lot.
Kim Jong Il: Always a popular choice and all you need is your mom's glasses.
Monster Vagina: Same as the Kim Jong Il costume except, no glasses.
It's got me re-thinking my costume choices. I might just buy in and go as Jacko Lantern.
However if you're like me on the best of years, you usually wait until the last minute to decide what to do. So, I will do my best to outline some costume ideas over the next few weeks to guide you to the choice that will make you the life of the party.
The Portal costume: Recommended for those who don't want to move around a lot.
Kim Jong Il: Always a popular choice and all you need is your mom's glasses.
Monster Vagina: Same as the Kim Jong Il costume except, no glasses.
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