This time I mean it.

Last minute Halloween numbers:

The 25 most perverted Halloween costumes. I'll bet I have your attention now....

The 25 worst ways to die.

10 Halloween costumes you need to see on video.

The 50 scariest haunted houses.

The 50 scariest movies of all-time.

Last minute Halloween links

So you've procrastinated on your Halloween costume and now you're out of time. I'm here to tell you it's not too late. Go here for the costume idea generator.

Every single death scene from the Saw movies 1-6. Just to get you in the mood.

Your parents loved Halloween too.

A guide to coffin sex. Definitely don't want the coffin to stop.

Last minute Halloween numbers

The 5 most baffling horror movies from around the world.

The 7 most unintentionally creepy places on the internet.

17 tattoos of horror's most horrifying villians.

8 scary scenes in otherwise non scary movies.

Slightly dyslexic 13 on the 31st

13 terrifying movie teeth.

13 most iconic villians in horror.

Bonus: famous last words mash-up.

A jock and awe campaign

10 awesome athlete cameltoes.

The 15 most atrocious sports logo that ever existed.

30 pictures of athletes grabbing their junk.

He's always with you #16

Expert pumpkin carving 101 -blowing the wad

Pictures for bad parents...Halloween edition

Last minute linkage

Disgusting disguises.

The zombie field guide.

Again with the sexy Halloween costumes.

Clarke's world. A perspective from the Thing's point of view.

Expert pumpkin carving 101 #9

Expert pumpkin carving 101 #8

Jesus! That's the scariest one yet.

Pictures for bad parents...yet again #5

Expert pumpkin carving 101 #7

Expert pumpkin carving 101 #6

Expert pumpkin carving 101 #5

Pictures for bad parents...yet again #4

The Sunday sports numbers

The 25 least manly things in the sporting world.

50 sports moments it's alright to cry at.

The 100 most hated athletes.

He's always with you #15

Expert pumpkin carving 101 #4

More Halloween numbers

15 badass zombie deaths in movies.

The 10 worst man eaters in history not including the Hall and Oates chick.

Bonus link: Pornkins. X-rated pumpkin carving.

Halloween costume ideas on the sexy side

Your guide to sexy Halloween costumes. Not including the picture to your left.

Expert pumpkin carving 101 #3

Pictures for bad parents...yet again #3

More Halloween numbers

7 insane true stories of neighbours from hell.

The 7 most horrifying museums on earth. I didn't know there were any others in the cosmos, but whatever. I would also like to add the sex museum in Amsterdam...there were some pics from the early 1900's that gave me serious doubts about my grandparents.

The 10 best portrayals of Satan in movies.

Expert pumpkin carving 101 #2

Singer wanted

The search continues for someone to fill in while I take a breather in the middle of a performance. I believe we are getting warmer with this next audition.

Expert pumpkin carving 101

Pictures for bad parent...yet again #2

The Sunday sports numbers

9 awesome baseball manager tirades we will never forget.

The craziest sports sex-capades.

6 reasons the NFL is the trashiest reality show.

He's always with you #14

I'm beginning to think Jesus is a bit of a dick.

Halloween costumes for pets

They're back

Pictures for bad parents.

Nude Nuns with Big Guns

50/50

The 50 scariest movies of alltime.

50 shockingly disturbing photo manipulations.

The stupidest movie monsters ever.

Horrible tens

10 signs the devil exists.

10 mysterious abandoned sea vessels.

10 unforgettable werewolf transformations.

Useful, or useless links

The "yay" Keanu tumbler.

This is not helpful.

Shit no one has ever said.

Suck and blow

Make that Thanksgiving meal special

with a Tarantula milkshake.

One time a thing occured to me....

Actually this weekend when Knuckle Babies did back-to-back shows at the Kilt; the old pipes just can't cut that type of abuse anymore. So the search is on for a relief pitcher as it were- someone to give me a break in the middle of a set and belt out a few tunes. He is the first candidate.

He's always with you #13

The whole nine yards

9 regrettable sports fan tattoos.

9 common sportscaster cliches.

9 of the most iconic songs from the sports world.

666 on the 10/10/10

6 baffling mistakes every horror movie franchise makes.

6 movie monsters that just wouldn't work.

6 of the most outrageous exorcism videos.

Are you prepared?

The zombie apocalypse quiz.

So let me get this straight...

I kill zombies by shooting them in the head?

Well....it is zombie week afterall.

Corpses gone wild

Zombies by the numbers

7 scientific reasons a zombie outbreak would fail quickly.

22 WTF zombie moments. #23 was when I saw the zombie dildos yesterday.

The zombie survival guide with 25 pics.

Death and darkness starts with zombie week

First I need to know as Halloween fast approaches; can you survive the undead apocalypse?

Get your fix at the Zombie Daily.

WTF! Zombie dildos? I guess the catch phrase should be, "They'll fuck your BRAINS out."

Your Sunday sports numbers with all the fixin's

The top 15 coolest trick plays in sports.

The 10 freakish on field injuries.

11 effeminate things about football.

He's always with you #12

A week by the numbers day 6

7 remarkably unhelpful police sketches.

The 30 funniest Urban Dictionary definitions.

31 ways to open a beer bottle without an opener.

A week of numbers day 5

11 ridiculous mustaches every man should have one in their lifetime.

20 babies with mustaches.

22 of the dumbest dudes of 2010 so far. Remember to count those mustaches.