Bob: I’ve shoed the horses. Can I go now Mrs. Mumsey?
Mumsey: Yes, I see. Do they scare easily?
Bob: Who?
Mumsey: The horses.
Bob: Oh never mind....Since I’m done all my work I thought I could leave early.
Mumsey: (Noticing his manly pecs) I’m sure I could find something else for you to do around here....Bob is it? (walks her fingers up his sleave to his shoulder)
Bob: Yes Mrs. Mumsey, It's Bob. Bob Bloblaw.
Mumsey: Well young master Bob Bloblaw tell me what would you do about this? (lifts dress to expose her self.)
Bob: I’m sorry Mrs. Mumsey but the weedwhacker is broken.
Mumsey: Shut up! Come here and be the dirty little stable boy I know you can be. (Pulls Bob to her. They embrace.)
Tune in next week for another addition of As the Blog Turns.
This sounds all too familiar, have you been using your Superkid Spygear to spy on the Mayor again?
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