Sunday, October 31, 2010

This time I mean it.

Last minute Halloween numbers:

The 25 most perverted Halloween costumes. I'll bet I have your attention now....

The 25 worst ways to die.

10 Halloween costumes you need to see on video.

The 50 scariest haunted houses.

The 50 scariest movies of all-time.

Last minute Halloween links

So you've procrastinated on your Halloween costume and now you're out of time. I'm here to tell you it's not too late. Go here for the costume idea generator.

Every single death scene from the Saw movies 1-6. Just to get you in the mood.

Your parents loved Halloween too.

A guide to coffin sex. Definitely don't want the coffin to stop.

Last minute Halloween numbers

The 5 most baffling horror movies from around the world.

The 7 most unintentionally creepy places on the internet.

17 tattoos of horror's most horrifying villians.

8 scary scenes in otherwise non scary movies.

Slightly dyslexic 13 on the 31st

13 terrifying movie teeth.

13 most iconic villians in horror.

Bonus: famous last words mash-up.

A jock and awe campaign

10 awesome athlete cameltoes.

The 15 most atrocious sports logo that ever existed.

30 pictures of athletes grabbing their junk.

He's always with you #16

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

More Halloween numbers

7 insane true stories of neighbours from hell.

The 7 most horrifying museums on earth. I didn't know there were any others in the cosmos, but whatever. I would also like to add the sex museum in Amsterdam...there were some pics from the early 1900's that gave me serious doubts about my grandparents.

The 10 best portrayals of Satan in movies.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Expert pumpkin carving 101 #2

Singer wanted

The search continues for someone to fill in while I take a breather in the middle of a performance. I believe we are getting warmer with this next audition.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Friday, October 15, 2010

They're back

Pictures for bad parents.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Monday, October 11, 2010

Useful, or useless links

The "yay" Keanu tumbler.

This is not helpful.

Shit no one has ever said.

Suck and blow

Make that Thanksgiving meal special

with a Tarantula milkshake.

One time a thing occured to me....

Actually this weekend when Knuckle Babies did back-to-back shows at the Kilt; the old pipes just can't cut that type of abuse anymore. So the search is on for a relief pitcher as it were- someone to give me a break in the middle of a set and belt out a few tunes. He is the first candidate.

Friday, October 08, 2010

So let me get this straight...

I kill zombies by shooting them in the head?

Wednesday, October 06, 2010

Monday, October 04, 2010

Death and darkness starts with zombie week

First I need to know as Halloween fast approaches; can you survive the undead apocalypse?

Get your fix at the Zombie Daily.

WTF! Zombie dildos? I guess the catch phrase should be, "They'll fuck your BRAINS out."